My dad? Possibly not my biological father.
My step-dad? Possibly is.
My stomach hurts really bad right now and I feel kinda nauseous. Love that whole Brave Face thing I gotta do BTW.
And on the next Maury Povich...
ETA: Anyone who knows my brother IRL and mentions this to him? Will be personally castrated (Male or female) and beaten by me. I mean this, he doesn't know and doesn't need to.