BEWARE OF JENMAR. (clex_monkie89) wrote,
BEWARE OF JENMAR.
clex_monkie89

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X what you've never done, _ what you've done at least once.

(X) I never have been drunk
(X) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never have been to Japan
(X) I never rode in a taxi
(X) I never had anal sex
(X) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(X) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
(_) I never have been in a fistfight
(X) I never had a threesome
(X) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(X) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(X) I never have been caught masturbating
(_) I never pissed on myself
(X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) I never have been arrested
(X) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole something from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(X) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(X) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker
(X) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office
(X) I've never been married
(X) I've never been divorced
(X) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(X) I never have posed nude
(X) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(X) I never cheated on my significant other
(X) I never had sex with my boss
(X) I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never jumped out of an airplane
(X) I have never been to a nudist event
(X) I have never been naked on the internet
(X) I have never had a foursome
(_) I have never played golf
(_) I have never played truth or dare
(X) I have never been to the Southern Hemisphere
(X) I have never caught my parents having sex.
(X) I have never been caught having sex by my grandparents.
(X) I have never been to a frat party.
(_) I have never flashed a stranger.
(X) I have never masturbated in public.
(_) I have never stabbed someone with a pen
(X) I have never had sex with animals
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