Son of a bitch.
Okay, Summary. Leaveing to wedding with dancing Jews. Forced to take of jewelry, wear skirt and put hair down. Will have pictures.
Very tired. Went to amusement park near water and rode rides all day. Face hurts.
Saw New-Bride (Of the not cousin-to-be persuasion) hit of two gay guys holding hands in fron of New Husband while hoilding a bottle of champagne and sawying.
Missed gay pride yesterday due to Trolley Ride with fam.
Might get smacked to tonight, might be worth it. Various fam members have been threatening to get Hot Cousin drunk. I hope it happens.
Will get back here, check email, and then take a bath and listen to rock while reading gay porn.
TOnight's gonna be interesting.