Me: Sammy? I don't think it worked.
Stranger: I'm Rob
Me: You seen a tall, emo looking dude with big eyes moping around?
Stranger: No, sorry...
Me: A smaller freaky-eyed guy in a trench coat?
Stranger: HAHA no
Me: ...You probably don't know how to exorcise the internet, do you?
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