AUGH WTF? HOLY FIRETRUCK! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
BFSJDALK DANIEL JACKSON SAVED THE WINCHESTERS AND HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO DIE TO DO IT
DANIEL! IF YOU COULD SEE THE FACES I'M MAKING!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I KNEW HE WAS GONNA BE ON BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS THE EP
99 Problems! (But a bitch ain't one)
Preacher's got a thigh holster! I like this town. HE'S LIKE PASTOR JIIIIIIIIIM.
YOU HAVE REACHED THE VOICEMAIL OF I DON'T UNDERSTAND, WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY MY NAME?
Sammy's hair is so 70's pretty tonight.
Also, I fucking LOVE how this is so cult-like.
I ship Daniel with that other dude.
UNF. I LOVE MY SHOW.
THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!
Ah-ha, they have a fanboy! Too bad it's not gonna turn out good.
SHIT. SHIT. DON'T TELL THEM IT'S THEIR FAULT.
DON'T BELIEVE HER DEAN! SHE'S BEING TALKED TO BY AN UNRELIABLE NARRATOR.
I like that dude.
Aw, Sammy. He really DID believe too, and I still can't imagine how much it hurts him.
NO INTERNET? DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
Sam NEEDS YOU, Dean. You are the ONLY thing in his ENTIRE WORLD. Even in a non-cesty way.
Anyone check her for a demon?
NO DON'T GET SAMMY!
Cas! Ahahahaha, he's TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHED.
I FOUND A LIQUOR STORE.
AND I DRANK IT.
Knew it. Demon faking it.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! HE WAS COOL!
Also, I see no relevance to Ben and Lisa. You think Kripke has finally realized he can feed us fake leads in the previouslies to keep us guessing longer?
Blood on his hands. Nice.
WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?
ON A BENDER.
W—Did you say on a BENDER?
Dude, nice. Whore of Babylon. I know… Mostly nothing about that.
HEEEE! YOU BREED WITH THE MOUTH OF A GOAT.
Aw, Preacher. He's starting to suspect it's not his daughter.
BOO SAM IS NOT AN ABOMINATION.
Also, now Preacher is gonna have to kill the thing that looks like his daughter. :(
Castiel doesn't choose to serve, he has no choice. Dean refuses, the preacher decided to serve God. I know this is news to no one, but still.
YAY THE LOSERS MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THE 22ND (SAME AS JDM!) AND I AM SO SEEING THAT THE DAY AFTER!
BTW, I love that we totally called Castiel getting trashed, even if he's less hilariously cute when trashed on the show.
In related news, I am so terrified of the wank this ep is going to bring with all the "whore" and "Whore of Babylon" stuff.
Fnver; GAH THAT LITTLE FLASH.
NO! CAS! Angel cruciatus curse?
DO IT DEAN, KILL HER!
YAY DEAN HE COULD DO IT!
God saves us from half the people doing his work.
Dean doesn't want to admit that he still has hope. He's absolutely TERRIFIED to say it.
DON'T SAY YES, DEAN. DON'T DO IT.
DON'T YOU DARE GO TO A COMMERCIAL! DON'T YOU DARE DON'T YOU DARE DON'T YOU DARE
Oh. There's Ben and Lisa. She's SO freaked out. Understandably so, since he TRACKED HER TO HER NEW HOUSE.
Yeah, I kinda don't buy that at all. I buy that he is in love with the IDEA of it, but I don't think he really cares that much about someone he spent two weekends with eight years apart.
Also, DO NOT FUCKING WANT Dean to say YES to Michael.