BEWARE OF JENMAR. (clex_monkie89) wrote,
BEWARE OF JENMAR.
clex_monkie89

Supernatural 0514

First off, LOVE the title. HEE.

Oh, hey, Sunday is Valentine's Day for them too, so this ep, at least the teaser, takes place this week.

"I respect the CRAP outta you right now!"

Oh, dude. KRIPKE. WTF Cannibalism!play?

OH EW WTF.

Kripke, I love you, you insane bastard.

Oh, I get it, they think the couple are... Fuck, I can't remember how to spell it. The guy from Metamorphosis.

So... Famine?

HA "Talk about codependant."

UNLEASH THE KRAKEN.

UNATTACHED DRIFTER CHRISTMAS. Valentine's Day WOULD be his favorite.

IT'S WHEN A DOG DOESN'T EAT; THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW SOMETHING'S WRONG.

Oh, dude. He's got the crazy eyes.

HA!

Okay. We've seen Death and War. Now we need Famine and... Uh. Probably that guy Sam just eyeballed.

Dude, I like that coroner. He's AWESOME.

BE MY VALENTINE?

Sam can tell Enochian? Impressive.

HA.

"I'm there."/"Yeah, I get that."/"I'm gonna hang up now."

"A WHAT?"

CHERUB!

Also

"THEY'RE NOT INCONTINENT."

"NATURALLY." Oh, Sam. Your life.

Also? Did Kripke just give us canon soul mates?

Okay, so, Famine's got Dean. This is gonna be our cliffhanger, watch.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NAKED CUPID HUG

BOO, COMMERCIALS.

Dammit. Okay, I really am not meaning to capslock so much, but the new keyboard size still takes some getting used to.

Back on!

SAM'S FACE.

CASTIEL!

SAAAAAAAAAM.

"It's their handshake."/"I don't like it."/"No one likes it."

Aw, poor Cherub. It's not him. Totally Famine.

Okay, this

ALSO, I love John and Mary HATING each other at first.

HA! HURT HIS FIST!

It's totally Famine.

FLUFFY HAIR SAM, NOW WITH POSABLE ARMS

Oh, DEAN. Famous last words. That was not good.

CASTIEL EATING!

TWINSPEAK!

So Jimmy's still in there.

Famine has an Escalade.

I totally winced when they dude shoved his hands in the fry oil.

Kripke must have had a fucking FIELD DAY with this ep. SO much gore and grossout opportunities.

Famine is, basically, a two year old. "BUT I'M HUNGRY! HUNGRY NOW!"

Commercial.

Back on!

Aw, Sammy. Withdrawls all over again.

I like that they kept War's ring.

WHAT ARE YOU, THE HAMBURGLAR?

I love that Dean wants Sammy gone to save him.

GUYS. HOW HAVE YOU NOT SEEN BOONDOCK SAINTS? HANDCUFFS AROUND A TOILET DON'T WORK, A PIPE WILL BE NOTHING.

Dude. A dresser? TELEKINESIS, PLZ?

Aw, poor doc.

Ahahahaha, that SMILE.

Aw, dammit. I wanted telekinesis.

NO SAM DON'T

NO! FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I love that Dean's utter hedonism is totally gonna be what saves them.

BOO COMMERCIAL.

Also, seriously. WHY? WHY DO WE NEED THIS BACK?

Back.

Raw meat. Jimmy's body is gonna be feeling that in the morning.

Dude, join the rest of fandom. We've known he was broken since the PILOT. Get with it.

SAMMY.

Dude, Jared has that crazed, tweaked out look.

YAY SAMMY! <3333333333333333

nbo;lkrwe NO NO COMMERCIAL

I admit it, I'm worried. I was OH SO VERY not a fan of the addict storyline the first time, and I'm hoping they'll just skip it this time..

Back on.

SAMMY.

...Oh my GOD.

DON'T SAY YES. DON'T DO IT. DON'T DO IT. DON'T DO IT.

That's it?

Not that it was bad, but I knew we were waiting a while for the next new ep so I figured we'd get either Dean giving in and saying yes or, like, God appearing.
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