BEWARE OF JENMAR. (clex_monkie89) wrote,

You scored 89% Dirtiness!

Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and
impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty
mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy
things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you
probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 89% on Dirtiness
Link: The Dirty Mind Test written by demainneviendra on Ok Cupid

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Created by g0thm0g!

Okay you know what? This shows my entire day here. I sleep from 1-6 am, 8-9 is Gym time, noon-1 is food. I'm not entirely sure what 2-3 is except for catch-up time though...

You're Razzleslash! Crazy like a fox, your fan fic
is hotter than the sun. You are a fandom
favorite for sure. You could write Serkis/Ian
and everyone would be begging for more. Go on
wit ur bad self, Henry would be proud. You and
Henry are going to get married in a black
chapel with ballerina corpse bridesmaids. HOPE
I CATCH THE BOUQUET! Weee! If you were in a
boyband you'd be the spicey, ethnic one.

Which Viggorli fangirl are YOU?
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Bold the ones that are true.

-I am a college student.
-I am a cuddler.
-I am a good dancer.
-I am a huge fan of lists.
-I am a morning person.
-I am a perfectionist.
-I am a Republican.
-I am allergic to something deadly.
-I am an only child.
-I am Catholic.
-I am content as of this moment.
-I am currently in my pajamas.

-I am currently pregnant.
-I am currently single.
-I am currently suffering from a broken heart.
-I am embarrassed to be seen with my mother or father.
-I am good at styling other people's hair.
-I am left handed.
-I am married.
-I am obsessed with my LJ.
-I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
-I am procrastinating by filling out this list.
-I am resentful that I have to grow up.
-I am very shy around the opposite sex.
I am surprisingly shy around pretty much everyone until I get to know them.
-I am, or was, pigeon-toed.
-I bite my nails.
-I can be paranoid at times.
-I carry a weapon with me everywhere I go.

-I collect picture frames.
-I consider myself to be a "nerd".
-I currently have a crush on someone.
-I currently regret something that I have done.
-I curse frequently.
-I do not believe people are inherently good or evil, rather they are inherently lazy.
-I don't hate anyone.
-I enjoy country music.
-I enjoy jazz music.
-I enjoy smoothies.
-I enjoy talking on the phone.
-I have a car.
-I have a cell phone.
-I have a hard time paying attention at school.
-I have a hidden talent.
-I have a hobby.
-I have a lot to learn.

-I have a pet.
-I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
-I have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" girl/guy.
-I have all my grandparents, none of them have died.
-I have at least one brother and/or sister.
-I have avoided work to play with my livejournal.

-I have been in a real relationship.
-I have been in a threesome.
-I have been rejected by someone.
-I have been the "psycho ex" in a past relationship.
-I have been to an anime convention.
-I have been to another country.
-I have been to Europe.
-I have been to Las Vegas.
-I have been told that I am very smart.
-I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
-I have broken a bone.

-I have Caller I.D. on my phone.
-I have changed a diaper.
-I have changed a lot over the past year.

-I have cheated on a significant other.
-I have counted down the days until the summer.
-I have dated a close friend's ex.
-I have dated someone 10 years (or more) older or younger than me.
-I have done something illegal.
-I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.

-I have gone scuba diving.
-I have had major surgery.
-I have had my hair cut within the last week.
-I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with.
-I have had the cops called on me.
-I have kissed someone I knew I shouldn't.
-I have kissed someone of the same sex.

-I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
-I have mood swings.
-I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
-I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
-I have rejected someone before.
-I have seen "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy.
-I have seen the television show "The O.C."
-I have swum in the ocean.

-I have tried a drug that is illegal.
-I have tried sushi.
-I have watched "Sex and the City".
-I have watched porn movies.
-I have watched the television show "Spongebob Squarepants".
-I know how to shoot a gun.

-I like being the center of attention.
-I like eating Ramen noodles.
-I like my handwriting.
-I like Shakespeare.
-I like the taste of blood.
-I like to cook.
-I like to sing.
-I like to vacuum.
-I love learning foreign languages.
-I love Michael Jackson.
-I love my friends.
-I love olives.
-I love rain.
-I love sleeping.

-I love to play computer games.
-I love to shop.
-I miss someone right now.
-I own 100 CDs or more.
-I own a home.
-I own and use a library card. Not mine but...
-I play a musical instrument. French Horn. Like Ewan McGregor!
-I practice a religion that is not considered "mainstream".
-I read books for pleasure.
-I shave my legs. Occasionally...
-I sleep a lot during the day.
-I strongly dislike math.
-I think Britney Spears is pretty.
-I think long strings of html code look cool.
-I think prostitution should be legalized.
-I think that Pizza Hut makes the best pizza.
-I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.
-I was born in a country other than the USA.
-I watch more TV this year than last year.
-I watch MTV on a daily basis.
-I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
-I wear glasses or contact lenses.
-I will try anything once.
-I work at a job that I enjoy.
-I would classify myself as "ghetto".
-I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. Brest reduction but yeah.
-I like orange kool aid.
-I can name all 7 of the dwarfs from 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'.

-I like being at school.
-I always love wearing sweaters.
-I love water polo.
-I am currently wearing socks.
-I am being nostalgic right now.
-I hate summative season.
-I am tired.
-I love to paint.

Bold the ones that count for you!

1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCH!"
2. You watched the Pound Puppies.
3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air."

4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish.
5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-Sitters Club and tried to start a club of your own.
6. You owned those little Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.
7. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom.
8. Two words: M.C. Hammer Can't touch this, bebbeh.
9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock."
10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars.

11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales."
12. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
All my Mom's fault.
14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen.
15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
16. You played the game "MASH".

17. You wore a Jordache Jean jacket and you were proud of it.
18. L.A. Gear
19. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten.
20. You remember reading "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" and all the Ramona books.
21. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF."
22. You wanted to be a Goonie.

23. You ever wore flourescent clothing.
24. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
25. You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
26. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

27. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.
29. You remember Hypercolor T-shirts
28. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence.

30. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band.
31. You thought She-Ra and He-Man should hook up.
32. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged friendship bracelets.
33. You owned a pair of jelly sandals.
34. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?"

35. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
36. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.
37. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip 'n' Slide.
38. You have ever played with a Skip-It.
39. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonald's.
41. You remember Popples.
42. "Don't worry, be happy."
43. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights.
44. You wore socks scrunched down.
45. "Miss MARY MACK MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK."
46. You remember boom boxes vs. CD players.
47. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies.
48. You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!"
49. You remember watching Rainbow Brite and My Little Ponies.
50. You thought Doogie Howser was hot.

51. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.
52. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool.
53. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell," the ORIGINAL class.
54. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - "YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME".
55. You played and or collected "Pogs"
56. You used to pretend that you could transform into a Power Ranger.
Only because my sister is still obsessed with them.

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