This is supposed to work like a chain letter, pass this cold/fly/plague upon everything to X people and you will be cured.
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO RECATCH THE SICKNESS FROM ONE OF THE PEOPLE I PASSED IT TO. DO NOT FUCKING WANT.
God, now I'm gonna have to check how many occurances I have so I know if I can even AFFORD to be sick any time soon.
Also, WTF moodtheme? How is this anything like any kind of sick?