ALSO, I'M A FUCKING LOSER WHO FORGOT TO TAKE HER SICKPEOPLE PILLS TODAY, AND THUS FEEL LIKE SHIT.
Also, my company is having a MASSIVE sale Friday-Monday so today we're getting NON-STOP CALLS about people asking about the sale or trying to get their credit checked (which, without selling them is called pre-qualifying and can get us fired and is illegal in certain circumstances, too).
ALSO, WHO THE FUCK CALLS A CELL PHONE COMPANY TO START A PLAN IF THEY DON'T HAVE AN ID? COMMON FUCKING SENSE PEOPLE, WE DON'T TRUST YOU WHEN YOU SAY THIS IS YOUR NAME, WE NEED PROOF, DAMMIT. STOP ACTING LIKE I JUST STABBED YOU BY ASKING FOR YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE NUMBER.
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAATH.