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Supernatural - 0503 - Review

IS YOUR SOUL RAPTURE-READY?

DEEEEEEEEEEEN.

...Is that dude gonna end up being an angel or something?

HA!

THIS ISN'T FUNNY DEAN, THE VOICE SAYS I'M ALMOST OUT OF MINUTES.

CASTIEL HAS PREPAID.

XDDDDDDDD CASTIEL'S GONNA STAND BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND WAIT.

SAMMY!

...It's not gonna be Sam. Or at leas not--

DUDE. DUDE.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BOYS TALKING!

DYNAMIC DUO! BOYS! YOU CAN DO IT!

Shut UP Dean, you're fucking STUPID. You're an IDIOT. Also, Wincest scene.

AND NOW RAPTURE-BOY OUT FRONT WILL SHOW DEAN WHILE HE'S WRONG LIKE IN IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE, RIGHT?

It's Rapture-Boys, I know it. It's gotta be.

Ooooooooooooooh, that's NICE. V pretty.

I <3 you, Title Card.

DOGS OF PEACE on the--

She's a demon.

KNEW IT.

LITTLE KIDS ARE ALWAYS EVIL ON THIS SHOW.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE IT SO MUCH, HMOG! IT'S LIKE ROMERO ZOMBIES AND BESERKERS AT THE SAME TIME!

SOOOOOOOOOOOONG! MUSIC! <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

Five years.

The only time Dean can't get a signal.

PRESIDENT PALIN. DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: THE END OF THE WORLD!

FRINGIER Christian groups.

AHAHAHAHA CASTIEL. WHO IS FANON!MISHA.

UNFREEZE!

Thank you.

"Oh, baby, no! Oh, BABY, what did they do to you?"

DEAN! DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN X 2!

BAD COMMERCIAL!

I cannot fucking STAND the Saw movies. I am a horror girl, and this is not horror, it's LAME.

I laugh at the tampon commercials during SPN. It's like they've finally realized who their main fanbase is.

BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN IS NOT METALLO, YOU FUCKHEADS.

BACK ON!

DEANS!

RHONDA HURLEY. 19!

VBDSJKL AHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S FIC. DEAN LINKS WEARING PINK SATIN PANTIES.

Oh, GOD. Okay, tearing up. The thought of Sam DYING and Dean not being there, not caring? HURTS.

CHUCK!

DEAN IS ALWAYS A HORNDOG. ALWAYS.

CASTIEL'S A ZEN HIPPIE. FANON. MISHA.

GO GET WASHED UP FOR THE ORGY. THIS IS WHY ANGELS ARE VIRGINS.

SMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILE.

"What are you, stoned?"/"Generally, yeah."

DUDE. COLD-BLOODED.

Future!Dean, you are NOT John. He's not gonna listen to you.

DON'T DRINK IT. IDIOT. NM. I thought he drugged it.

Commercial.

Back on.

I love that Dean can't even help mocking his future self.

"WHAT? I like past you."

We know Sam's not dead from the promos. And here's the reveal.

So... Dean's an angel CONDOM, but Sam's an evil prom dress.

DON'T CUT SAMMY OFF, DEAN. THIS IS YOUR FUCKING MORAL. IDGAF ABOUT MICHAEL, SAM SAID YES BECAUSE WITHOUT YOU HE FEELS LIKE THERE'S NOT REASON NOT TO JUST GIVE IN.

Sam basically committed suicide.

"YOU HOARDE TOILET PAPER. HOARD IT LIKE IT'S MADE OF GOLD. BECAUSE IT IS."

Clearly I need to bring toilet paper to WinProm.

Absinthe and anphetamines. XD

THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL.

It's a suicide mission. They're walking right into a trap and he knows it.

BITCH-SLAPPED. Well, sucker-punched. But it doesn't have the same ring to it.

SAM. SAMMY!

JARED'S LUCIFER!SAM SMILE-TWICH THING IS AWESOME.

NOT IF YOU STAY WITH SAM. IF SAM KEEPS SAYING NO IT CHANGES IT.

GAH, fuck you, commercials.

Back on.

"Ghost of Christmas SCREW YOU."

All you need is your Sammy.

He's gonna say yes. YAY!

What the fuck?

CASTIEL!

"...Don't EVER change."

HA! He's still standing by the road.

TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME. COME ON, PLEASE.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE WINCON EP IS GONNA BE THE BOYS BACK TOGETHER! <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

I TOTALLY JUST SPENT THAT SCENE WITH MY FISTS PRESSED TO MY FACE AND SQUEEING.

OH MY FUCKING GOD KRIPKE, I LOVE YOU.

bvlkjdsa PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIEWS

NVBDSLIA NEXT WEEK I GET TO SEE THIS AT FUCKING WINCON, BITCHES. MY MOOD HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT SEVEN DAYS FROM THIS MOMENT I WILL BE IN DENVER WITH FANGIRLS.
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