BEWARE OF JENMAR. (clex_monkie89) wrote,
BEWARE OF JENMAR.
clex_monkie89

TWEET, TWEET



  • 15:48 @celtic_cookie Yay and BOO at the same time. #
  • 16:04 @celtic_cookie Tonight I will totes ACTUALLY do No Codename in Chat. I just need to figure out how the texts start. #
  • 16:07 @celtic_cookie I think maybe Jensen kidnapped the kids. He has much to learn about puppies. #
  • 16:10 @ #
  • 16:11 @celtic_cookie "Why do you collect Satrbucks cups, freak? Training yourself?" #
  • 16:14 @celtic_cookie "How much Chocolate? M&M or Hershey's bar?" #
  • 16:20 @celtic_cookie Well, you DO have tasty legs. Also, sweat = salt = licking #
  • 16:30 @celtic_cookie It's your fault, dude. You should get scrawnier legs if you don't want them licked. Milk is your worry now. #
  • 16:37 @ #
  • 16:38 @celtic_cookie You have totally hot thighs. YUM. Harley won't throw up, but he might get the runs. #
  • 16:43 @celtic_cookie Bowlegs are hot 8 a million. How much milk do you put in your coffee? #
  • 16:50 @celtic_cookie ...Yes. There wasn't enough chocolate to hurt and if you don't use milk he's okay. #
  • 16:52 Me and @celtic_cookie are MADE OF WIN <33333333 #
  • 16:55 @celtic_cookie Pretty much, yeah. It's okay though, Sadie and Harley love Crazy Uncle Jensen. #
  • 16:56 @celtic_cookie</ a> You kidnapped them, dude. I'm allowed to mock. #
  • 16:59 @celtic_cookie They do. Harley will give you lots of kisses when you hit a red light. #
  • 17:01 @celtic_cookie Aw. I will buy you a speci treat to say sorry. You still like cottage cheese, right? #
  • 17:06 @celtic_cookie Because your MOM keeps calling me to make sure I'm treating you right. #
  • 17:08 @celtic_cookie Hey, you gave her my number. She wanted to meet her future inlaws. I can't say no to my Momm
    a Ackles. #
  • 17:18 @celtic_cookie You don't. Turn it up and sing with her. #
  • 17:21 @celtic_cookie She prefers Foo Fighters, but does a great version of Pennyroyal Tea. #
  • 17:25 @celtic_cookie Yeah, she's Not A Fan of Thom Yorke. If you put on that one CD I gave you with those Bill guys she'll love you forever th ... #
  • 17:26 @celtic_cookie Yeah, she's Not A Fan of Thom Yorke. #
  • 17:
    26
    @celtic_cookie If you put on that one CD I gave you with those Bill guys she'll love you forever though. #
  • 17:27 @celtic_cookie Don't be such a Jensen. There's only a couple of naked pics on the CD. #
  • 17:30 @celtic_cookie ...Did you call me old, or the Bill guys? #
  • 17:33 @celtic_cookie You know you want my dumplings. And the Bill guys aren't old. What made you think they were? #
  • 17:38 @celtic_cookie I s
    aid it was LIKE bluegrass, oh deaf one. #
  • 17:42 @celtic_cookie Hey, just because I don't worship at the Patsy Cline shrine like you doesn't mean I have no taste. #
  • 17:45 @celtic_cookie No, it means I'm not an old man and was in HS when it came out. #
  • 17:48 @celtic_cookie Dude. Where did-- I'm not even sure what to ask here. #
  • 17:54 @celtic_cookie I'm trying to work out how you have naked teen pics of me, Pervoid. #
  • 17:59 @celtic_cookie Milo's a JERK. I told her he was the one who did it. #
  • 18:02 @celtic_cookie He stole her stuff and gave it to the crew and she thinks it was me. #
  • 18:07 @celtic_cookie ...It kinda does. "Stuff" might maybe mean underwear. But it REALLY wasn't me. #
  • 18:09 @celtic_cookie Dude, Momma raised me right, you don't touch a girl's underwear w/o permission. Especially a Texas girl. #
  • 18:15 @celtic_cookie She's small, but wirey. And she hits like a guy. #
  • 18:23 @celtic_cookie People SUCK in bad ways. See you in Chat BB! &lt;333333333 #


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