Okay, so, background info: Since the age of... Five? Ish? My bladder has been twice the size of the average adults. This caused a number of issues for me growing up, including but not limited to: the fact that unless my bladder is overfilled I tend not to realize I actually need to use the bathroom, and abdominal muscles that aren't quiet strong enough to hold it in if I really have to go badly.
I? Have a cold. And have been drinking water ALL DAY to keep hydrated. I have also been sneezing all day. I am now on my fourth pair of underwear because I keep pissing myself while sneezing. NOT. FUCKING. ON.
BUT! NOT ALL HORRIBLE! I have a new brace that FITS and 934 words so far on my Big Bang today!