I go into the place to put money down on my brace and leave her in the car with my EW.
I come out and she says, AND I QUOTE, "THEY MENTIONED YOU GUYS IN HERE, THEY CALLED YOU WINCESTERS."
And then I FLAILED and said I totally wasn't one, but I knew some. I'm fairly sure, judging from the pretty gay Monaboyd and Orlijah pics still stuck on her wall that I never got around to taking down, and this art by joosetta taped to my wall next to all the other J2 pics and SPN posters, that she knows I was lying though by teeth.
This isn't a BAD thing, per se. Like I've said before, it's not that Mom will freak out, it's that she's going to make fun of me forever now. Ma and CJ kinda love embarrassing me.
In similar news, I was kind of completely mortified by the Sam/Dean mention on the show because for one, I thought they actually said "Wincest" and, second, I was watching with my brother. Worth noting is that Yussie's response to that line was, "WOW. They totally only made this for the fans."
Yeah, my family rocks. Also, I share a room with Yussie, and he's used my laptop before, I'm 99.999999999% sure he already knows I write/read Wincest. But he doesn't talk about it the same way I don't talk about the porn I find on accident every time I try to save a picture while on his computer.