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Supernatural - 0403 [SPOILERS]

Supernatural - 0403 - In The Beginning [SPOILERS]

Last minute or so of SV. No idea who that was.

HAI JENSEN'S VOICE.

cdnlka MAXIMA NEXT WEEK? OOOOH.

WEE!CHESTERS! Now if only this weren't gonna spoil the whole ep. Dude, this is totally where we find out about YED and Mary, watch. If only we'd get to see Fred.

...Sammy? Why you go, stupid boy? This is gonna be bad.

Meh. I feel like a bad Sam Girl but his little subplot bores me right now.

HA, CASTIEL WATCHES HIM SLEEP.

...DUDE. DID HE JUST POKE HIM BACK IN TIME?

I love that Dean still keeps John's journal in the inside pocket.

OH, NO. JOHN. YOUR HAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR.

Dean is almost as unobservant as I am.

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.

John's all clean-cut. It's V weird. Also? DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.

And the countdown to young!John/Dean slash begins... NOW.

Title card.

I'm not gonna say anything about John being a Vietnam vet and being treated good, I'm really not. No matter how much I want to hit people.

TELL ME IT'S HER! vhbo.a AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HE WAS GONNA BUY A FUCKING VW BUS!

...Wow. Dean. You are the unsmoothest person ever.

MARY! MARY! <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

"Sammy, whever you are? Mom's a babe. I'm going to Hell."

DEAN THINKS HIS MOM IS HOT. KRIPKE, YOU ARE MADE OF WIN. AND ALSO? Not the kind of Wincest we wanted.

YES! YES! MARY'S A HUNTER! SHE'S SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

Commercial. Motherfucker Dean wishes.

Back on.

Campbell? Is that what it said?

YAY! SKINNER'S A HUNTER.

SAMUEL! DEANNA! SHE NAMED DEAN AFTER HER MOTHER! AND SAM AFTER HER DAD!

John's a naive civilian. HEE!

DEAN WANTS TO HUNT WITH MOMMY AND GRANDMA AND GRANDPA!

Dean's totally already there.

HA! I knew he was going to --Oh, hey. That's where Dean gets his "smooth" from.

YELLOW! YELLOW!

Dean is totally kind of accidentally hitting on his Mom. Marty McFly, yo.

Dean. Always the Daddy's Boy. And, also? Aw. DEEN.

Oh. Oh. Ow.

Oh. MARY. DEEN. Holy shit, I'm actually tearing up. *Cries a little bit*

DEEN. Holy shit, those TEARS. His VOICE. *Hugs him so damn hard*

"So, what? God's my co-pilot, is that it?"

Dean can't fix it, though. I addressed this in the GO crossover I'm stuck on. If he makes it so she doesn't get out of bed then he never goes back to save her, so she gets out of bed..

Commercial.

Back on.

Elkins!

HEE! Mary and Samuel cleaning guns!

AHAHA, SAMUEL. YOU'RE WHERE DEAN GETS IT.

bvfdcsvlq YED YED!

KJLFDZ MARY! NO!

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! SAVE YOUR MOMMY!

DEEN. Samuel complimented him and he totally didn't realize it.

This episode is SO MUCH AWESOME FANFIC.

Aw! JOHN! MARY! BABIES!

gr;lj/OH NO! OH NO! OH NO! HE'S THE FUCKIGN YED!

YEEEEEEED!

oh shit.

I hate you, commercials.

Back on!

SHIT FUCK DAMN

See, New!Ruby? THIS is how you do it--Huh.

So apparently YED just really likes Dean. Either that or JDM and Skinner just really like pratically kissing all up on Jensen's neck.

"Like I'm gonna tell YOU." Hey! He read the handbook!

Well. At least we know why they were named after them.

Dude. John took her parking to PROPOSE.

Oh, man. She was gonna tell him!ik0-

HOLY SHIT HE KILLED JOHN

CHDDD HE FUCKING KILLED JOHN AND THEN BROUGHT HIM BACK TO GET MARY AND SHE AGREED AND HMOFG GUYS THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN ALL MY THOUGHTS FOR MARY'S BACKGROUND

vhfc AS LONG AS I'M NOT INTERUPPTTED NOBODY GETS HURT.

...Ew. Again. Not the kind of incest we wanted, Kripke.

Why, Castiel? Why did Dean need to see that? Doesn't he already blame everything on himself as it is?

Commercial.

Holy fuck, dude. I don't know if I can explain how much I love this episode. There's basically NO SAM in it and I barely even notice, it's that good.

Nightshifter is a piece of SHIT compared to this.

♥ ERIC KRIPKE, I LOVE YOU. ♥

Back on.

Dude.

Significantly LESS awesome now. Fuck you, Kirpke, that shit is too obvious. Don't even fucking make this Sam v. Dean as Evil v. Good.

Ugh. That ep was fucking amazing until that. I know, I know, I'm one of the four people who watch the show even casually and don't want to see that plot. Sue me.

Also? TBC? NOT FAIR. And next week didn't look relating except in the way that all of S2 related to Sam.
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