Well, one of them has this EPIC, EPIC, AWESOME OT3 fic she's about 20k into and she's refusing to post it because she thinks people don't want to read it.
This is where you tell her how wrong she is. OT3, DUDE. PORN. MORE THAN 20K!
(And, no, this isn't me, we all know about the OT3 fic I'm writing, and that one's getting posted whether you like it or not.)
ETA: THE CHICK IN QUESTION THAT YOU GUYS TOTALLY DON'T KNOW FOR SURE WANTS ME TO LET YOU KNOW THE OT3 IS CHRIS/STEVE/JENSEN. So, yeah. Now you probably have it narrowed down to two people I talk about. Make with the commenting, guys.