I hate Evelyn. That's the bitchy roommate who at 9:30 at night is asleep like she's been all day and always is and just made me turn off Edward Scissorhands because it's too loud. The music is louder than the sound so if I turn down the music I can't hear the words. That bitch needs to fucking leave dammit.
I swear to fucking hell man, one day I'm gonna get a backbone and bitch-slap that fucker.