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Supernatural 0309 - Malleus Maleficarum [SPOILERS]

MOG YAY IT'S STARTING MOG!

Wow. I gasped at Dean coughing blood in the promo. I've never seen it all clear before.

Fucking evil bitch, DIE, RUBY!

It's sad that I still cheer the bi-racial couple because it's still something "novel" on TV.

OH GOD NOW! OH YM GOD OH MY GOD NO! NOT THE TEETH OH NMY GOD NFDK;SL AH FUCKING HELL NO! FUCK YOU KRIPKE!

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? TEETH, NAILS, WTF?

HAI DEAN! HAI! SAMMY! HAI THAR! U PRETTEH!

Voodoo. This ep is totally the SPN version of the cliche Voodoo dolls.

RAIN!

HEE! DEAN HATES WITCHES! BODILY FLUIDS! BLAIR BITCH!

ILU, SHOW!

Oh, dude. "Book club" is SO the coven.

EW! FUCKING EW BUGS!

Seven minutes in and I've flinched twice.

Uh-oh. Song. This is gonna be-\ cdsp; IH GOD PLEASE DON'T WAT IT! VFHOIADS oh my god no his food holy shit no!

IHO0N3RWE;DS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!SVDN JL; BURGER! SONGCKL;AS oh god I TOTALLY ALMOST THREW UP!

Ooh, pretty flame.

Uh-oh, pissed off a witch. Now Sammy's gonna wake up with tits.

...OW.

Commercial.

Back on.

I'm thinking she summoned someone/something for her power. Or maybe it's the law of three.

Oh, OH. Sammy's gagging at the food too.

HA! DEAN GOT SCARED BY THE BUNNY!

Aw, Dean likes bunnies! "Why does the rabbit always get screwed in the deal? Poor thing."

OOOH. I like Dean's new phone.

"My name? Sure, my name is-" *Hangs up phone*

The book club is TOTALLY a coven, come on.

sanj A MOTIVATIONAL POSTER FOR "DETERMINATION"! HA!

Fucking soccer moms.

She has pretty freckles.

BACHMAN! TURNER! HA! <33

HEE! I love the way Sammy repeats Mrs. Van Allen.

...Wow. Okay, that is--Oh, snap.

HAI RUBY, EVIL BITCH. Oh, hey, now Dean can meet her!

"Witches are whores."

Ooh, a leash on Dean. Nice image.

DUDE, AWESOME SCENE. I love, love, LOVE Ruby and Dean screaming and bitching at each other. And, DUDE, I was SO hoping Sammy was gonna bust out with the TK right there, I was totally expecting it. The wrestling of the gun was good too.

Commercial.

Back on.

I keep getting distracted by just how pretty Dean and Sam look. Mmm.

dcjkl SAMMY! OH GOD, I WANNA HUG HIM!

OH SHIT! OH SHIT! FIND THE BAG! FIND THE FUCKING BAG!

Oh, God. KILL THEM, SAM! KILL THEM!

oH, NO. tHEY'RE GONNA BE INNOCENT.

RUBY! YOU-- skanky whore? I totally thought she was doing it. Was kinda hoping it.

It's not them. Who the FUCK did it?

Beg the question, how does Dean know what ass tastes like?

Also? SHORTBUS!

DON'T DO IT, SAM!CFWD OH SHIT! RUN SAMMY, RUN!

C SDAJ FUCKING COMMERCIALS!

Back on.

OOH. Nice necksnap.

cdnsalkj DUDE. Imagery, yo.

DAMMIT, DEAN!

Hi Ruby!

DUDE. HOT LESBIAN KISS? COME ON, GIVE US A HOT DEMONIC LESBIAN KISS! I feel so weird typing that.

HA! DEAN'S FACE!

Damn.

Gotta love that long hair, always good for masking a stunt double.

Oh, so she's not somuch a demon in a meatsuit as she is a witch who became a demon.

s dlkj NEEDLES NO!

YAY DEAN! YEAH, BABY!

Commercial.

That makes it make sense that she's different. She's not a demon in a person, she's a demon who used to be a person.

Back on.

Nnng, GUH. SAMMY ARMS.

The Con--HOLY SHIT.

RUN DEAN, RUN FOR SAM! COME ON, BITCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

Huh. I don't think she's whacked it all out like that before.

ASK! He's gonna ask her what it's like. And bingo. THAT'S why he doesn't wanna go to hell anymore. THAT'S what makes him want to live. He doesn't wanna becoming a demon.

HELLRAISER! "Actually they got that pretty close. Except for all the custom leather."

OH FUCK YOU! YOU CAN'T JUST END IT THERE!

[Previews](White font, highlight)ds ;lkma DEAN WITH DEMON EYES YES VCFSDMKPO AND! AND! DREAMS! DEAN IN HIS OWN FUCKING HEAD, HOLY SHIT![/Previews]

And? For a change? I'm gonna make ACTUAL thoughts at some point, later.
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