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Supernatural 0303 - Bad Day at Black Rock - [SPOILERS]



SMALLVILLE IS FUCKING HORRIBLE DUDE.

I just needed to say that. Okay, now to the show.

Hey! I just realized they stopped the "Saving people, hunting things, the family business" tag.

BUH? GORDON IS IN THE THEN? MOG GORDON'S GONNA BE IN THIS EP!

GORDON! HA! HELL YEAH! I AM LITERALLY BOUNCING IN MY FUCKING SEAT, DUDE.

Don't badmouth Bobby, bitch!

Kubrik? Stanely?

Ha, shows YOU! He ALREADY died!

YEAH! SAM TOLD HIM! SHE'S A DEMON! AND HER NAME IS FINALLY REVEALED!

Sammy is so desperate to help His Dean.

Ooh, Sneaky Sam wants to use her. WOOT!

DUDE. HE KEEPS JOHN'S PHONE RUNNING! I TOTALLY CALLED THAT!

Lock it back up? Lock what back up?

...Uh oh.

Bull shit. Gordon ain't the fucking best.

...Is that Jesus cookie? No. Ashtray? Buh?

If it was broken into wouldn't you think whatever he kept in there would be gone?

MOG! SAM'S DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP SOCCER TROPHY!

DEAN'S FIRST SAWED-OFF SHOT-GUN! MADE HIMSELF! IN SIXTH GRADE!!!!!

Cursed boxes?

...Uh-oh.

Oh my GOD. It's just a couple of random idiots who--

Oh you retards.

IT'S A RABBIT'S FOOT!

It's gonna be a SUPER lucky rabbit's foot! Watch!

Army medic? In 'Nam? Maybe someone John knew?

It is! It's super luck! Oh this is gonna be bad.

DUDE. SHOT THE nvfe;wep[Nadkj

OH MY GOD THAT WHOLE FUCKING SCENE!

OF COURSE DEAN GETS LOTTO CARDS!

It's cursed because it doesn't give the person extra luck, it sucks out everyone else's good away from them.

OH MY GOD NOT THE DISPOSAL AGAIN!

Oh no. He's gonna slip on the bottle and--

OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! Does Kripke want us all to vomit all over our selves this season?

Commercial.

Dude. Kripke is such a little boy!

Back on.

How much, Dean? What's the grand total?

Ooh, Bobby build curse boxes?

Rolex? AHAHAHA! HE FUCKING POCKETED THE ROLEX!

$15,000? Damn.

One millionth customer. Nice.

...Eat? Oh no.

Ice cream headache. HA. SHE HAS NO IDEA DEAN EXISTS BECAUSE SAM GOT THE LUCK AND DEAN WAS TURNED AWAY.

HA! THE ONLY TIME HE GETS HIT ON AND SOME CHICK IS STEALING FROM HIM!

DUDE. He just went down like a sack of bricks! Okay, people I talk to in chat? That's what he looks like every time I have him trip over his laces and fall on his face. Also? Owies. Bloody knees hurt, man.

Commercial.

Back on.

He's gonna slip on it and die. OOH! Oh, Sammy!

HA! THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME! And Dean doesn't move at all.

"Sam, you okay?" "Yeah, I'm good?"

Aw, Sammy's little puppy face!

Dude, what the hell is with Jesus Boy?

OH NO! OH NO! OH NO! SAMMY!

Oh, wait. That's Bella? Dude, she can stay too.

"I lost my shoe."

They way he sa--Oh no.

He's gonna scratch his nose just to spite him and something horrible's gonna spite him

Ugh. Did she have to have an accent? It's only okay if it's really hers.

Commercial.

How does Phil not know who Bela Lugosi is?

Back on.

He turns into Dean when he's forced to sit still.

Aw, he's such a little puppy.

No, don't try to out it out! Just run away Sam. Just run away.

I JUST ACTUALLY FACEPALMED. SAMMY YOUR POOR SPAZZ.

Aw, poor Sammy. He sounds so tiny and young this ep.

Mission from God? Hotter with Irish twins.

...So pretty much Sam and Dean are just gonna be handing it back and forth forever.

Dude. Stop hitting him!

DUDE. Dean has been wanting to do that pen thing since he was five, you know that!

"I'm Batman." BATMAN! OH MY GOD THEIR FACES!

Commercial. Again. Fuckers.

Back on!

He's gonna let go of the tickets--

Or she's gonna take them all.

YOU SHOT SAM! YOU BASTARD! DEAN IS GONNA KILL YOU DEAD.

"Don't go away angry, just go away." DEAN JUST QUOTED ROCKY HORROR AP LINES!

Dude, I knew that!

HA! Even Gordon thinks he's apeshit!

This episode can be summed up in one sentence: "SAM IS A TINY BABY PUPPY AND ALSO FOUR-YEAR-OLD."

Ooh, Previews. Scroll.









...Were they just part in black and white?





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