2) I am cramping so bad I literally can't sit still because I can't find a comfortable position to sit/lay in.
3) I am so nauseous I want to shove my finger down my throat in the desperate hope of feeling better afterward.
4) Yesterday's NL coder is having severe computer issues (see: no net outside of work) and thus Friday's issue never went up.
5) I have to do two days of coding tonight while alternately moving every three seconds, trying to stop fucking crying and and resisting the urge to scream at the top of my fucking lungs for everything.
6) I am so hungry it's not even funny and yet I know I can't actually eat anything right now or it will come back up all over my laptop.
7) I have been awake for two hours and I have to start coding the Newsletter now if I want to get it up sometimes around midnight.