And yes, I've only just now finished it. I had it finished and then I wanted to add more and more and then after I got it finished the last time I added in a porny subplot. That's right, one of my subplots is specifically about sex. I am too cool for words.
I also have a nine page word doc of all the pop-culture references I use in this fic. Nine pages.
Now I get to tool around and figure out how I'm gonna break this up for posting, make my Index post and then think of a fucking summary for this monstrosity.