Okay, so according to a spoiler I accidentally read a while ago Sam and Helen Bryce-Luthor are supposed to make the beast with two backs tonight. I have been trying to convince myself that it was a sarcastic joke and it's not gonna happen but... Yeah. I know it is. The reason I don't want it to happen? Not actually about the Wincest, no matter what some might think.
I remember Helen from Smallville. As I mentioned last week Smallville is the reason I automatically hate any and all potential love interests for my characters on my shows; because Lana was a crush who became a friend who became a girlfriend who became the star of the show. The very, very shitty show.
Another part of it is that I can't really see Sam making it with someone he's only known for one ep. And if it's someone from his past that'll piss me off even more because that's just straight-out LAME.
I do not like women introduced to be love interests for my boys. This doesn't mean I hate all women on my shows though. Because Ava? Rocks and I would not mind at all if she kept the personality they gave her and her and Sam got all groiny. Why? Because, in my experience, people introduced to be love interests have no personality outside of how they compliment whoever they're meant to be paired with. This is, of course, not always th case but more often than not it has been in my shows.
But then again, who knows? Maybe I'll watch the ep and actually like how they do it. I will go in trying to be as neutral as I can be but I will admit right off the bat that I'm probably going to be a little biased against it.
Okay, enough of the meta!
San Fransicso. And no Previously. Yeah, she's gonna be from Stanford or something.
Yussie just came downstairs to watch with me. Yay!
Helen looks weird.
*Cuts to greasy!guy*
Yuss: It's a werewolf! I like how people get all scared and freaked out and then walk alone without anyone else in the dark. I like how they always act lost.
Her face looks weird when she screams.
JANET! TERYL ROTHERY! MOGILU!
Sam looks like he's gonna throw up.
Oh God I love that shirt on Sam. Mm.
DEAN! YOU GEEK OUT OVER WEREWOLVES AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT!
Or not, maybe he doesn't know her from before.
LANDIS AND DANTE!
"He had a few scotches and hit on anyone in a five mile radius." *Cut to Dean* "I know the type."
Oh, greasy guy is the ex boyfriend.
Yuss: She's dead now.
Me: No, she's the werewolf. She's totally the werewolf and she doesn't know it.
Yuss: She'd dead. And she hallunicnates. She's the stalker!
Me: No, she's the werewolf.
Yuss: She can't be the werewolf, it's too predictable.
Oh no, cop, that's not good for them.
I like that the werewolves in this eat hearts; that's pretty cool. I also liked Dean Geeking out over werewolves and Sammich teasing him. Werewolves are to Dean what zombies are to every other person in this whole fricken fandom.
I love that that guy is always in Church shirts.
Yeah, Church!Neighbor is the werewolf.
Yuss: He's the werwolf, Kurt's a vampire and he's trying to protect her!
WTF IS THAT MUSIC? God that better be something she turned on.
Okay, seriously, what the HELL is with the music? And? Who the hell does that? I don't care how hot the guy is, you don't dump your underwear on the table in front of a stranger and start folding it.
HA! SHE MADE HIM WATCH A SOAP!
Sam: Can I list off all your awesome qualities and then ask why you were with such a bad guy when you should clearly fuck someone like me?
Okay, yeah, I'm sorry. Hate her.
She's "Unusual like impressive?" Dude, that's straight from ff.net, yo.
DEAN. At the fucking STRIP CLUB. I love you you big horny freak.
Ah, actually music again. Mm, how I've missed you in this short time.
"What the?" Still love al the WTF moments.
HA! I KNEW IT WAS HER! I FUCKING KNEW IT!
Also? WTF? Is that their idea of what a werewolf looks like? I never thought I would say it I prefer the inbred goatdog on Harry fucking Potter over that.
Seriously. What the fucking fuck was that shit? Fucked up nails and vampirey teeth? I am disappointed Kripke, I expected better from you. How can Dean be psyched up for something like that?
Okay, I like her right there, freaking out and trying to convince him he's sick. That's actually pretty nice. I'd probably be more hysterical but I'm assuming that from the commercial to her being tied up now she's already done hysterical and is now past that into numb.
"Maybe I understand her." YES. SAMMICH. He identifies with everyone and everything.
Oh God, one of those "kill the head and the rest shall follow" things. Whatever.
I knew it was the mugging.
Yeah, I don't think Sam would be able to make himself shoot her.
Yeah, she was making some weird faces while Sam was giving his "I'll walk away" speech.
Werewolf vision hearts.
T'ch. I knew Sam wouldn't be able to shoot her. It's gonna get him and Dean killed some day.
Yeah, Dean! He's Captain Save-A-Ho!
Also? NEIGHBOR IN THE CHURCH SHIRTS! NEW IT!
Only thirty-six minutes in, it's totally not over.
Huh. Abrupt commercial right there, and not in the way they usually do it.
Seriously, I know they don't have a big budget but I am really, REALLY disappointed in the werewolves. I think that might be the very worst part in the ep, why the hell even bother calling it a "wolf?" The more I think about it the more it pisses me off.
Ooh, I like Sammy's scratches, those're hot.
"You know for a steak-out your car's a bit conspicuous." Okay, that was a good line.
Yeah, so now that she hasn't turned (And they're all awake without even being tired) Sammich and her can have sex now.
Heh, Dean pumped a POWER! fist.
Oh man, that fucking song.
My Dad is now in the room and this is the very most awkward thing EVER.
I really barely saw the it because I could not make myself watch Sam have sex while Dad was in the room.
OH DON'T LET HER BE ON THE FUCKING CEILING AGAIN!
Buh? Yeah, I kinda guessed it but should'a expected it more.
I saw a glimpse of Sam biting her lip and a flash of skin and what looked like Sam and Maddison going at it doggy-style.
Dean wants to kill her because she changes in her sleep and kills people, Sam doesn't want to because he's Sam. And he slept with her, so he's a little bit attached.
HA! THAT"S RIGHT SAM, HOW'S IT FEEL NOW?
Maddison is doing to Sam just what Sam did to Dean in, like five episodes.
Also? I kinda think this might be a Demon thing, because if Sam's right about it wanting people to take lives this is his thing right here.
And Dean won't let him do it, does it himself, because Sammy's still his baby brother.
Dean's eyes are shadowed and that was some awesome photography right there.
Dude. Dean FLINCHED when Sammy pulled the trigger. That right there was worse than Sam crying, because crying is done on the show enough for it not to be REALLY gut-wrenching. It was worse than if we would've seen the her get shot. Why?
Because Dean does not flinch. Period. You remember him shooting The Demon Jr. in the head last season? No flinching.
Vampire blood all over his face while decapitating it with a fucking SAW? Nothing.
Sammy having to shoot possibly the first girl he's slept with since Jess? Flinched.
Despite what it sounds like I didn't completely hate this ep. And I didn't even completely hate Maddison. I didn't like her much either but, eh.
SUPERNATURAL GOES HOLLYWOOD!
"Maybe the spirits want to shut down the movie because they think it sucks."
"You are one hell of a P.A."
My Dad has the worst timing ever, I swear to fuck, man. I almost would think he did it on purpose.
The mood was picked before the show was aired, so hush up.
More coherent thoughts later.