So while I was surfing I saw somebody talking about how much fun a ruptured cervix isn't.
...I'm very much hoping that was just a saying, like when people have to piss so bad they can taste it, but I'm not sure.
My question to you guys is this: Can you really rupture your cervix? Because that thought alone right there may have just added another five years to my sexlessness.
I tried to look this up yesterday before I lost net access but then realized I had no idea how to do it.