BEWARE OF JENMAR. (clex_monkie89) wrote,
BEWARE OF JENMAR.
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Jared's hotter corn-fed.

Okay, so there's this saying that I'm almost positive is a prison term. The term is "corn-fed" or, more commonly, "corn-fed motherfucker."



This is Jared Padalecki, some of you may have heard of him. Say hi, Jared.


Jared is what we call a Big Boy. He is either 6'4 or 6'5 depending on who is asked (Jensen say's he's 6'5).


What the fuck does this have to do with corn? Lemme explain. If someone if "corn-fed" they are big. Usually tall but not always. They have thick muscles and generally look like they might be enginered.

This is Jared "corn-fed motherfucker" Padalecki.


Please compare him to Jared "I'm really tall" Padalecki.


Still having trouble? Alright, fine.

Corn-fed motherfucker.


Tall.


Corn-fed.


Tall.


Corn-fed.


Tall.


Corn-fed.


Tall.


Corn-fed and tall.


Corn-fed and tall.


Corn-fed and tall.



In conclusion: Jared is a sexass corn-fed motherfucker. And Julia sucks for leaving the net for the week.
Tags: corn-fed motherfucker, dial-up unfriendly, fandom: cwrps: jared, graphics
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