MOG SUPERMAN AND HIS SUPERFRIENDS! Cyborg and Bart and Roy and I think I may need to start watching this show again.
Oh God, the Previously is so fucking pretty.
I'm calling it now. We wont get the secret tonight and when we do it's gonna be that Sammich is half-demon.
Oh God. Slow mo Dean is hot.
AH! IT'S A VISION! The massive part of the "Soon" is a vision.
Sammy, poor baby!
"And I ventilated him?"
Sam totally thinks Dean would kill an innocent guy.
Hunter town from the looks of it. Not the Winchester kind.
Ha! Billy Givens! XD
John was a Corporal in Echo 21. I wanna hug Dean now.
Sam walked into a phone pole and the only way he noticed was the fucking noise. DAMN. Croatoan carved in it. Nice.
Sam is a history Geek. Julia is SO Sam.
No cell service. Holy shit. That's never happened before.
WTF? The whole town is completely cut off. It's the Twilight Zone.
Okay yeah, the Mom's already infected.
Jesus crap, that's creepy looking.
Nevermind, they're infecting her now.
Also? Dean shot the guy! Yay! Sam?
Holy fucking shit, dude. Sam couldn't make himself shoot the kid who ran away.
Kid already bled on her. She's fucked.
"No actually he did the attacking and then he got himself shot."
"WTF-4C7" Heh. Love the plate, Kripke.
Oh God, that baby seat.
A knife. A big, bloody knife.
Sulfur residue in the blood. Ew.
OOH! This is the awesome part from the previews! OH BADASS!
"Oh you're a handsome devil but I son't swing that way."
That is the best car ever.
*Claps* THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME! He nailed her with an oxygen tank!
DUDE. That was a funny-ass stand-off right there.
"My neighbor, mister Rogers--"
"You have a neighbor named Mister Rogers?"
"Well this oughta be a relaxing drive."
"No you don't understand, my boyfriend's out there!" So is Sam's!
Dean's seen The Omega Man.
Demonic Germ Warfare, nice. I kinda like the thought of it having been a pestilence demon. That's cool in a fucking terrifying way.
Dead guy's moving, watch!
God. Dean shooting that chick should NOT have been as hot as it was. I love that Dean stepped up when Sarge couldn't shoot her.
Also? I love Sarge too.
Oh God I love that knife.
Sam totally has The Anarchist Cookbook memorized.
Dean locked him in. Oh holy shit.
Sam thinks that they have to struggle and be emo to keep human in their job, Dean thinks "Why bother?" I'm totally gonna meta on this.
When the kid starts sobbing it gets me, every time. It hurts.
Also? I love that Dean didn't shoot then, he trusts Sam more than he trusts himself and his gut.
Oh God she's infected.
OH GOD SHE'S INFECTED!
Oh God, Sammy! Oh God, Sammy!
Yes, I knew it was gonna happen, I saw the previews too; but still...
I like how this ep genuinely feels kinda creepy. Unnerving.
Okay, back on for real now.
Oh God, Sammy. He looks so SAD. Poor baby.
"You were gonna shoot me!"
"You don't shut your piehole I still might!"
Sam was gonna shoot himself.
And Dean? Is either gonna suicide bomb the town. No wait. He's not. He's gonna stay and die with Sammy. Oh God.
Dean doesn't wanna live without Sammy. I don't think he can. Oh God, Sammy's crying!
Oh now that's just downright creepy. Everyone's gone.
Psychic!Boy saves again!
Or not. Dude. It's all gone again. Dude, it as a time limit or something. Takes them back to Hell or something. Just like fucking Roanoke.
No, that's not a good idea! Don't pull over, they're gonna swarm you! Yeah, I'm sure you're gonna call--
OH MY GOD! DUDE! HE'S GONNA CALL!
OH MY FUCKING GOD! HE'S THE NEW MEG! HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
I SO did not see that one coming. Hot fucking damn, yo.
And? Ten minutes left and a commercial. We just might kinda get our Sammy info tonight. But I still think we're gonna get what we saw in the preview and where the preview ends the show will end until we get our new ones back.
Okay that right there is creepier than the rest of the episode. It's too... Calm.
Grand Canyon? TJ? Hollywood?
Oh God there is something really, really, REALLY bad wrong. Jesus Christ, what if it's not that Sam's part demon? Dean sounded like he was listing off things to do before his death. Or Sam's. What if the secret was that all the kids like Sammy have a expiration date? Come on, if Sam's only got a certain amount of time left and Dean knew about it and there was nothing Dean could do about it that would fucking break him.
AH! I KNEW IT! I KNEW WE WEREN'T GONNA HEAR IT!
And yes, I really did scream right fucking there.
More coherent and organized thoughts later.