Click on that right there and register for a Neopets account off my referal. It's free and the pets never die or anything (I remember to feed mine only occasionally).
Who am I kidding, I don't give a fuck whether or not you ever touch the thing again, I just want to you sign-up off my referall, I get all kinda of groovy stuff when you do. I'm aiming for 100 referalls, because then I'll get a cool paintbrush and be able to paint my pets different colors.
Pretty please? It only takes a few minutes and it's not even like you have to "complete offers" or anything.