Me (3:16:01 PM): Depends.
Stalker!Guy from school (3:16:09 PM): on?
Me (3:16:18 PM): On if you can type.
Stalker!Guy from school (3:16:37 PM): huh?
Me (3:16:39 PM): You can ask whatever you want, I just might not answer it.
Stalker!Guy from school (3:16:45 PM): oh ok
Stalker!Guy from school (3:17:10 PM): if i asked you to, would you whip me and tie me up?
...I'm sorry, what?