Dude, it was SO cool!
Settle down, Dean
You got to--HA!
Dean happens to think it's one of the best movies ever made ever.
Sam happens to think Dean sucks
Dean happens to point out that Sam like Larry the Cable Guy.
Inexfuckingcusible.
Sam says there's nothing wrong with being amused by the way he says "Git 'R Done"
Dean prefers "Tater Salad."
Sam prefers that Dean not speak
Dean prefers that Sam fucking blow him.
Sam prefers that he get blown instead
Dean prefers that Sam bend the fuck over all ready.
Sam just requests that Dean not be so rough this time, and DAMMIT, quit loudly proclaiming that you're the fucking king of the world
Dean would like to point out that unlike Sam he is not, in fact, a woman. And that he will quit speaking the truth once it's untrue.
Dean hates Clex's net.
Dean hates Clex's net.
Sam would like to point out that he does, indeed, have a penis (and a perfectly nice one at that) and that the fact that Dean is ALSO not a woman does not mean he's all-powerful, he's just delusional (and probably having penis envy)
Dean would like to respond but he cannot understand a single thing Sam say with all that cock in his mouth.
**says
Sam would like to respond, but he can't seem to get all this cock out of his mouth because there are two very insistent hands keeping his head in place
Dean cannot be held responsible for what his hands do while Sam goes to town, Dean would like to see Sam clap or make balloon animals while getting blown by a mouth like his.
...Actually Dean would like to see Sam get blown with a mouth like his. End of concept.
Sam thinks that can be arranged very easily
You know, seeing as he's busted his ass for so long at something he never cared to be a part of, so it's the least Dean could do
Dean would very much not mind taking part of that.
And? He would also not mind if Sam's Emo Girl self not remind him every three seconds about how much he doesn't want to be here.
It makes Dean's stomach hurt.
Sam's sorry for implying that he doesn't want to be with Dean, but he's sick of chasing ghosts. He also thinks that's a great metaphor for other parts of his life that maybe he should let go of now that he's totally bangin' his brother
Dean... hates talking about shit.
So he'd like it very much if Sam would not threaten to bite so much, it makes him nervous.
Sam thinks Dean is being childish, as usual, and will continue to threaten if it will give him the upper hand
Dean would like to remind Sam that he has ropes and he also has no problem at all using them.
Sam would like to let Dean know that he's an ass and should stop fiddling with hunting tools and using them as sex toys. Sam thinks its unsafe and unsanitary
Dean would like to point out that he was not the one who suggested that stop-over on the side of the highway near Atlanta. Unsanitary like the WIND.
Sam would like to remind Dean that he had brought a plethora of wet naps with him and totally did an inspection before Dean even got his ass in the door. Notice how Sam seemed to be using strategic places?
Dean would like to point out that Sam wouldn't know spontaneous if it bit him on the ass and called him Kimmy.
Sam wants to know why ANYONE would call him Kimmy? I mean, come on, wtf? Penis. Remember?
Dean wants to beat Sammy sometimes for his ability to completely miss the point.
Sam would appreciate it if Dean could grow out of his "must call him Sammy" phase. Also? Sam knows Dean could never hurt him
Dean will stop calling Sammy Sammy when Sammy stops making that cute little face at it.
Sammy.
And? Dean could totally hurt him, just wait till Sammy actually bites.
Sam would like to protest that he does NOT make a cute little face at it.
Wait... Dean thought it was cute?
...Dean wants to change the subject now kthnx.
Hahahaha..... Yeah... Sam has totally run out of things to say
Dean wants to take more but Clex should be sleeping. Also? this is getting posted like WOAH.
Icons to TOTALLY come of this soon. Very soon.