|✓ I have broken someone's bones. (Yeah, a few times.)
||✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
||× I hate the rain. (Love rain, hate the thnder and lightning)
|✓ I'm paranoid at times.
||✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Breast reduction.)
||✓ I need/want money right now. (Well no shit, Sherlock.)
|✓ I love sushi. (Mm.)
||✓ I talk really, really fast. (Duh.)
||× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Anyone who clicks this box is probably lieing.)
|× I have long hair. (I don't think so. It's only down to about the middle of my chest/shoulderblades.)
||× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
||✓ I have at least one sibling.
|× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
||✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Nails.)
||× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
|× I like the way that I look. (Yeah, not usually.)
||× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Yeah, I totally don't think I have. Huh.)
||✓ I am usually pessimistic.
|✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
||✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
||× I slept with a roommate.
|✓ I have a hidden talent. (I have a bunch.)
||× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Sugar totally makes me tired.)
||✓ I have a lot of friends. (Just not a lot that I've "met" IRL.)
|✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
||× I enjoy talking on the phone. (With some people. *Waves to Cheesey*)
||✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Basketball shorts but yeah.)
|✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (I have no money but going out and hanging at the mall is fun when you have nothing to do.)
||✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Duh/)
||× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
|✓ I have a mobile phone.
||× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
||✓ I've rejected someone before.
|× I currently like/love someone.
||✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I have it narrowed down though.)
||× I want to have children in the future. (Eh, maybe one day.)
|✓ I have changed a diaper before. (I totally used to babysit.)
||× I've called the cops on a friend before. (I don't snitch.)
||× I'm not allergic to anything. (Dude I'm allergic to like, everything.)
|✓ I have a lot to learn. (Don't we all?)
||✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (Everyone really.)
||✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Except for when I get knocked offline.)
|× I have at least 5 away messages saved. (MSN doesn't allow customized messages and everything else seems to hate my comp.)
||✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (I took a shot of Kahluha once and accidently downed a vodka and Pepsi. That's it.)
||× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Bros before hos.)
|✓ I own the "South Park" movie.
||✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
||× I enjoy some country music. (...Not really.)
|✓ I would die for my best friends.
||✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
||× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
|✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
||× I have dated a close friend's ex.
||× I am happy at this moment.
|× I'm obsessed with guys.
||✓ Democrat. (Registered Democrat but really I vote however the fuck I want.)
|✓ I don't even know what I am. (See "Democrat.")
||✓ I am punk rockish. ("Ish" being the key part there.)
||✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Seeing as how I'm twenty and not a pedophile yeah, I generally prefer older.)
|× I study for tests most of the time. (Notsomuch.)
||× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
||✓ I can work on a car. (I can't actually fix it but I cn work on it. :P)
|× I love my job(s).
||× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
||× I have more than just my ears pierced. (Not yet. Seriously, I am a sad person.)
|× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Dude. Not here. I used to but my feet just can't take the heat anymore.)
||× I have jumped off a bridge.
||× I love sea turtles.
|× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Don't wear makeup. I have chapstick though.)
||✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Graduating among other things.)
||× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (I play the French Horn but I'm nowhere near "proficient" at it.)
|× I hate office jobs. (Haven't had one, would probably like the structure of it sadly.)
||× I went to college out of state. (Not yet.)
||× I am adopted. (No but my Mom is.)
|× I am a pyro.
||× I have thrown up from crying too much. (You can do that?)
||✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Brothers count. Me and Yuss used to pound the fucking shit out of each other.)
|× I fall for the worst people.
||× I adore bright colours. (...Notsomuch.)
||× I usually like covers better than originals.
|× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Applebees has good food man, their Happy Hour appetizers are cheap as fuck.)
||✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
||× I can't whistle.
|✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Rode one.)
||× I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Shy'eah, no way.)
||✓ I talk in my sleep. (And I walk in it too sometimes apparently.)
|× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
||✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (*Cackles*)
||× I wear a toe ring.
|× I have a tattoo. (Not yet, want one though.)
||× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Need a job first.)
||× I am a caffeine junkie. (Not really actually.)
|× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
||× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Don't think I could handle it, it's part of why I don't wanna be a cop.)
||× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
|× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
||✓ I'm an artist. (Writing, drawing, yeah. I guess.)
||× I am ambidextrous.
|× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Only four but yes.)
||× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
||✓ I have terrible teeth. (They're permanently this off-white, yellowish color from twelve years of antibiotics three times a day.)
|× I hate my toes.
||✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (This is what happens when I'm bored dammit.)
||✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
|× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Only "lived" in two states but been to a bunch. Never left America though.)
||✓ I am extremely flexible. (:D)
||× I love hugs more than kisses.
|× I want to own my own business.
||× I smoke.
||✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (*Cough*)
|× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (I think one or two people have said it mistakenly once or twice.)
||✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (When I PMS, yeah.)
||✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Several different kinds of nine millimeters and semi-proficient with several different blunt objects.)
|× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Meh.)
||✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
||× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
|✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (My sister lost like WOAH.)
||✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Not of my own will.)
||✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Bite me.)
|✓ I can't stand being alone.
||✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
||× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
|✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Given, I always think I spend too much money.)
||× I'm a judgmental asshole.
||× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (I don't think so.)
|× I have travelled on more than one continent. (I wish.)
||× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Nope.)
||× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (I totally don't usually believe it.)
|× I am a Libertarian.
||✓ I can speak more than one language. (A small bit of Yiddish and Japanese with smatterings of Hebrew and Spanish.)
||✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
|✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (I read WHILE watching. Reading is more fun though.)
||× I like reading fact more than fiction.
||✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (I usually wait until the last minute.)
|× I have no piercings.
||✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Bus station, mall, etc.)
||× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (Only when I cramp while PMSing, but that's not what this question means.)
|× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
||× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
||× I like most animals better than most people.
|× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
||× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
||× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (...I totally wish.)
|× I am compulsively honest. (I'm honest a lot but not compulsively.)
||× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
||× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
|× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
||× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
||✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
|✓ I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (Some kind of sound actually. Usually TV but I can deal with music too.)
||× I dislike milk. (Mmm. Milk.)
||× I obsessively wash my hands.
|✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Usually two or three notebooks and/or my backpack.)
||× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
||× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
|× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
||× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
||✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Read my journal lately?)
|× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
||× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Sometimes I get annoyed. Mainly when selfish idiots bitch and gripe about things like not getting the car they want or eating at McDonalds instead of Taco Bell or something.)
||× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
|× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
||✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (It's a stereotypical movie but a lot of them do it to support kids or because they need money.)
||× I don't like to chew gum. (Love it.)
|× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
||× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (I have such a shite sense of direction.)
||× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
|× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Eh.)
||× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (I totally used to. Now I don't know enough people though.)
||× I love to sing. (Fuck no.)
|× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
||× I have a custom-built computer. (Want one.)
||× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Yesish and noish.)
|× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (...Ew.)
||× I've gone skinny-dipping. (Fuck no.)
||× I've performed in three plays. (Not one ever.)
|✓ I enjoy burritos. (Eh.)
||× I'm Irish and loving it.
||✓ I have a thing for redheads.
|× I am a twin! (Brain-twin doesn't count, does it?)
||✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Fun it in the eye of the beholder dammit.)
||× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (...Meh.)
|× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Eh.)
||× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (No.)
||✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
|× I need more time to myself.
||× I wish I was more open-minded.
||× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
|✓ I download songs from the internet.
||× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (I don't even know what that is.)
||× I say random things to freak people out. (It's fun.)
|× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (Still have no fucking clue dude.)
||✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (I get bored.)
||× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
|× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
||× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
||✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Not neccesarilly a bad thing though.)
|✓ I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (All my RL friends, not counting Joseph, are LJ friends too.)
||× I can only hate someone that I love.
||× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.