BEWARE OF JENMAR. (clex_monkie89) wrote,
BEWARE OF JENMAR.
clex_monkie89

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Blame it on Causette.

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

I miss somebody right now. (Daddy, among others.) × I don't watch much TV these days. (I have no life and watch it constantly. The only thing worse than daytime TV is weekend TV.) I own lots of books. (TPBs and graphic novels mostly but yes.)
I wear glasses or contact lenses. × I love to play video games. (I like them but I can't love them because I suck at it and it's hard to love something that litterallty beats your ass every fifteen minutes.) × I've tried marijuana. (Fuck no.)
I've watched porn movies. (Causette's fault. She's the one who uploaded them dammit.) × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. × I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (I think I've proved recently that honesty isn't always my friend.)
I curse sometimes. (If by sometimes you mean "almost constantly" then yes.) I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
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I have broken someone's bones. (Yeah, a few times.) I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. × I hate the rain. (Love rain, hate the thnder and lightning)
I'm paranoid at times. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Breast reduction.) I need/want money right now. (Well no shit, Sherlock.)
I love sushi. (Mm.) I talk really, really fast. (Duh.) × I have fresh breath in the morning. (Anyone who clicks this box is probably lieing.)
× I have long hair. (I don't think so. It's only down to about the middle of my chest/shoulderblades.) × I have lost money in Las Vegas. I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Nails.) × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look. (Yeah, not usually.) × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Yeah, I totally don't think I have. Huh.) I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings. I think prostitution should be legalized. × I slept with a roommate.
I have a hidden talent. (I have a bunch.) × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Sugar totally makes me tired.) I have a lot of friends. (Just not a lot that I've "met" IRL.)
I have pecked someone of the same sex. × I enjoy talking on the phone. (With some people. *Waves to Cheesey*) I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Basketball shorts but yeah.)
I love to shop and/or window shop. (I have no money but going out and hanging at the mall is fun when you have nothing to do.) I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Duh/) × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a mobile phone. × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I have it narrowed down though.) × I want to have children in the future. (Eh, maybe one day.)
I have changed a diaper before. (I totally used to babysit.) × I've called the cops on a friend before. (I don't snitch.) × I'm not allergic to anything. (Dude I'm allergic to like, everything.)
I have a lot to learn. (Don't we all?) I am shy around the opposite sex. (Everyone really.) I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Except for when I get knocked offline.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. (MSN doesn't allow customized messages and everything else seems to hate my comp.) I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (I took a shot of Kahluha once and accidently downed a vodka and Pepsi. That's it.) × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Bros before hos.)
I own the "South Park" movie. I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. × I enjoy some country music. (...Not really.)
I would die for my best friends. I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. × I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. × I have dated a close friend's ex. × I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys. Democrat. (Registered Democrat but really I vote however the fuck I want.) × Republican.
I don't even know what I am. (See "Democrat.") I am punk rockish. ("Ish" being the key part there.) I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Seeing as how I'm twenty and not a pedophile yeah, I generally prefer older.)
× I study for tests most of the time. (Notsomuch.) × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. I can work on a car. (I can't actually fix it but I cn work on it. :P)
× I love my job(s). × I am comfortable with who I am right now. × I have more than just my ears pierced. (Not yet. Seriously, I am a sad person.)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Dude. Not here. I used to but my feet just can't take the heat anymore.) × I have jumped off a bridge. × I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Don't wear makeup. I have chapstick though.) I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Graduating among other things.) × I am proficient on a musical instrument. (I play the French Horn but I'm nowhere near "proficient" at it.)
× I hate office jobs. (Haven't had one, would probably like the structure of it sadly.) × I went to college out of state. (Not yet.) × I am adopted. (No but my Mom is.)
× I am a pyro. × I have thrown up from crying too much. (You can do that?) I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Brothers count. Me and Yuss used to pound the fucking shit out of each other.)
× I fall for the worst people. × I adore bright colours. (...Notsomuch.) × I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Applebees has good food man, their Happy Hour appetizers are cheap as fuck.) I can pick up things with my toes. × I can't whistle.
I have ridden/owned a horse. (Rode one.) × I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Shy'eah, no way.) I talk in my sleep. (And I walk in it too sometimes apparently.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (*Cackles*) × I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo. (Not yet, want one though.) × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Need a job first.) × I am a caffeine junkie. (Not really actually.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Don't think I could handle it, it's part of why I don't wanna be a cop.) × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. I'm an artist. (Writing, drawing, yeah. I guess.) × I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Only four but yes.) × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. I have terrible teeth. (They're permanently this off-white, yellowish color from twelve years of antibiotics three times a day.)
× I hate my toes. I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (This is what happens when I'm bored dammit.) I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Only "lived" in two states but been to a bunch. Never left America though.) I am extremely flexible. (:D) × I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business. × I smoke. I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (*Cough*)
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (I think one or two people have said it mistakenly once or twice.) Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (When I PMS, yeah.) I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Several different kinds of nine millimeters and semi-proficient with several different blunt objects.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Meh.) I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. × I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
I have played strip poker with someone else before. (My sister lost like WOAH.) I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Not of my own will.) I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Bite me.)
I can't stand being alone. I have at least one obsession at any given time. × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Given, I always think I spend too much money.) × I'm a judgmental asshole. × I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (I don't think so.)
× I have travelled on more than one continent. (I wish.) × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Nope.) × I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (I totally don't usually believe it.)
× I am a Libertarian. I can speak more than one language. (A small bit of Yiddish and Japanese with smatterings of Hebrew and Spanish.) I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
I would rather read than watch TV. (I read WHILE watching. Reading is more fun though.) × I like reading fact more than fiction. I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (I usually wait until the last minute.)
× I have no piercings. I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Bus station, mall, etc.) × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (Only when I cramp while PMSing, but that's not what this question means.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. × There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. × I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. × I have hit someone with a dead fish. (...I totally wish.)
× I am compulsively honest. (I'm honest a lot but not compulsively.) × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (Some kind of sound actually. Usually TV but I can deal with music too.) × I dislike milk. (Mmm. Milk.) × I obsessively wash my hands.
I always carry something significant around with me. (Usually two or three notebooks and/or my backpack.) × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. × I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Read my journal lately?)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Sometimes I get annoyed. Mainly when selfish idiots bitch and gripe about things like not getting the car they want or eating at McDonalds instead of Taco Bell or something.) × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (It's a stereotypical movie but a lot of them do it to support kids or because they need money.) × I don't like to chew gum. (Love it.)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (I have such a shite sense of direction.) × I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Eh.) × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (I totally used to. Now I don't know enough people though.) × I love to sing. (Fuck no.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. × I have a custom-built computer. (Want one.) × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Yesish and noish.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (...Ew.) × I've gone skinny-dipping. (Fuck no.) × I've performed in three plays. (Not one ever.)
I enjoy burritos. (Eh.) × I'm Irish and loving it. I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin! (Brain-twin doesn't count, does it?) Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Fun it in the eye of the beholder dammit.) × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (...Meh.)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Eh.) × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (No.) I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself. × I wish I was more open-minded. × I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
I download songs from the internet. × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (I don't even know what that is.) × I say random things to freak people out. (It's fun.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (Still have no fucking clue dude.) I love playing Truth or Dare. (I get bored.) × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. I think this survey is particularly long. (Not neccesarilly a bad thing though.)
I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (All my RL friends, not counting Joseph, are LJ friends too.) × I can only hate someone that I love. × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
Tags: meme, misc: boredom, rl
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