Now see, Mac has never once in his/her whole life received any kinda of obscene phone call. I feel like this needs to be remedied. I would call and porn but that would be awkward what with me having to borrow my brother's cell to do that.
So I need y'all to call. Call Mac and breathe heavily into the phone, talk dirty, be obnoxious, whatever. Just do it. And if you get the voice mail? Leave it in a message. *67 blocks you're number; it's "Anonymous commenting on, IP logging off" but for phones.
Come on, you know you want to.
Feel free to link anyone and everyone to this post, Mac needs phone-sex, even if it's only aimed in Mac's general vicinity.
Also? Mac has totally okay this. That is why Mac does not want to be named.