Under the cut is the story and exactly how we came about this crack. It's three hours long and fun.
avioletmermaid: dude, is anyone watching Mythbusters because I am and I'm getting seriously grossed outkantayra: i don't get cable :(gwyntastic: which one is it?avioletmermaid: they're trying to make a stomach explode with pop rocks and sodadorkdance: Nice.gwyntastic: LOL!kantayra: heedorkdance: Is it working?avioletmermaid: it hasn't exploded so far but it got really big and bloatedgwyntastic: man it's not on heregwyntastic: /pouts/avioletmermaid: aw sorrygwyntastic: but top chef is!gwyntastic: wheeeeavioletmermaid: i love that showgwyntastic: it's crack yoavioletmermaid: is it a new epgwyntastic: so is top modelgwyntastic: it should be i'm not sure yetgwyntastic: I kinda forgot it was onavioletmermaid: blah...I'm kind of hooked on Mythbusters nowkantayra: mythbusters r0x0rsavioletmermaid: I'll catch top chef latergwyntastic: it'll be on obsessively on sat and Sunday. Top Chef. I'm so freaking excited.avioletmermaid: OMG THE STOMACH EXPLODED
marishnas: *comments*gwyntastic: NO WAYavioletmermaid: YESkantayra: heedorkdance: OMG THAT'S AWESOME.avioletmermaid: They used like 4 packets of pop rocks and 10 cans of sodamarishnas: I don't know if we even have pop rocks around here.avioletmermaid: they're fun but they hurt sometimesmarishnas: I know I had cookies once with something like them in them but that's about the closest I've come, I think.avioletmermaid: lolgwyntastic: Pop rocks are the shitgwyntastic: mmmmmdorkdance: Can he fit four packs of pop rocks and 10 cans of soda in his stomach at once?gwyntastic: Blow out is already having a season finale? poopie on blow out.avioletmermaid: aw clex you're making me miss my brothersavioletmermaid: boys are so stupid and yet so funavioletmermaid: dude, my brother set himself on fire because I gave him 5 dollarsavioletmermaid: nice!kantayra: loldorkdance: He'll punch your other brother in the balls for a dollar?gwyntastic: I almost broke my best friends brothers leg by tossing him down a hill on three slip and slides. He did it for 25 cents.kantayra: heeeeeeeeeeeeeedorkdance: My brother did a flying leap onto a rock, ass-first for a dollar once.gwyntastic: Boys are so stupid.gwyntastic: I wonder what Sam could get Dean to do for a Dollarkantayra: heee!kantayra: CRACK FIC!kantayra: DO IT!avioletmermaid: a lot probablyavioletmermaid: omg YESgwyntastic: I don't write fic. LOL.***
gwyntastic: I bet Sam could get Dean to do him for a dollardorkdance: Eat worms, give him a blowjob, tickle a sleeping dragon, run naked through a snowstorm...kantayra: well...yeahkantayra: hee!***
gwyntastic: and eat ghost goodorkdance: Yes.kantayra: he should do all of those!kantayra: it'd be a fic!dorkdance: Take pictures!kantayra: lolkantayra: YES!marishnas: I'd write it.avioletmermaid: We're trying to think of what Dean would do if Sam gave him a dollardorkdance: My oldest brother charged people to see my second-youngest brother's hair when he gave himself a Hawkmow.gwyntastic: I asked what do you think Sam could get Dean to do for a dollardorkdance: [A Hawkmow is when you shave a single stripe down the middle of your head.]gwyntastic: god now I have this mental image of Sam constantly kicking Dean in the balls when Dean pisses him off, while they were younger.avioletmermaid: LOLdorkdance: He doesn't have to kick him in the balls.kantayra: loldorkdance: He knows Dean's tickle spot.gwyntastic: Shut up dickweed, /punch balls/dorkdance: And then, for his next birthday, John bought Dean a cup.avioletmermaid: a tickle spot could work for that toogwyntastic: For some reason, guys like to hit other guys in the balls. It's like the funniest thing ever.dorkdance: Makes it less likely that they'll spread their genes.avioletmermaid: i kicked my brother in the balls once by accident***
dorkdance: It's a biological thing.marishnas: they like to slap each other's asses on the playing field, too.avioletmermaid: I felt so badgwyntastic: I can see Sam finding that way too funny***
gwyntastic: Helloooodorkdance: Dean pours Nair in Sam's shampoo. Sam punches him in the balls.avioletmermaid: because you net hates youdorkdance: Then he runs away. Guys tend to prolong the agony when girls hit them in the balls, but they're usually up and swinging if a guy does.avioletmermaid: *holds on to monkie*gwyntastic: It's your nets way of kicking you in the ballsavioletmermaid: yeah my brother just kind of curled up in a ball on the floor when I kicked him in the balls but if any of my other brothers did it he would jump themmarishnas: Roshambo?avioletmermaid: i can see that happening toomarishnas: ......marishnas: boys are weird.gwyntastic: I can see Sammy not wanting to wear clothes when he was little.avioletmermaid: yepdorkdance: So he would demand naked time?gwyntastic: Yesdorkdance: You know what happens when little boys have naked time, right?avioletmermaid: my nephew demands naked timedorkdance: 1. They pee in random places.gwyntastic: It would annoy the shit out of Dean. Then Dean keeps bringing it up.dorkdance: 2. They boing their wee willies. They just sorta look down at them and then go 'BOING!' with the tip of their finger.gwyntastic: Sammy thought it would keep the bad things away.dorkdance: Wait, Sammy thought peeing in random places would keep bad things away?marishnas: *rolls around in only childness*gwyntastic: Being nakeddorkdance: My nephew has naked time, and sometimes you'll see this... arc... going into one of the ficus trees.gwyntastic: It's like a secret weapon. Being naked.dorkdance: Well, it would certainly flummox some monsters.gwyntastic: LOLavioletmermaid: my nephew likes to get naked and the hide in the corner and pee on the walldorkdance: Had enough yet? No? Still trying to fight back? *strips* Ha-HAAA!gwyntastic: Naked hide and seekavioletmermaid: loldorkdance: Sam would totally be in naked superhero pose.gwyntastic: Dean would be so pissed offmarishnas: and then Dean grabs his balls and twists?dorkdance: Eee.avioletmermaid: shocker!marishnas: I don't know how these things work!gwyntastic: Such a mean brotherdorkdance: This is, mind you, when Dean's supposed to be giving Sam a bath.dorkdance: But Sam has decided that naked time is better.dorkdance: So he's running all over the motel room, with Dean trying to catch him and toss him in the tub.avioletmermaid: i don't know how to ficdorkdance: Screaming with laughter the entire time.dorkdance: Both of them, that is.avioletmermaid: of coursemarishnas: I thought this started out as - what can Sam get Dean to do for a dollar?dorkdance: Yep.gwyntastic: Oooh sammy bath time. I've always wanted to read this.avioletmermaid: it didgwyntastic: Yes it did!gwyntastic: Someone needs to fic that.dorkdance: Maybe Sam could get Dean to have naked time for a dollar.dorkdance: lolmarishnas: I can do it. Although I don't understand the ball kicking.dorkdance: You know Sam would size up his equipment to Dean's too.avioletmermaid: it's a boy thingmarishnas: yes, but I have a vag.marishnas: so... I just don't get boys.gwyntastic: Boys are stupid. They like kicking other guys balls. It's funny to drop a guy.dorkdance: Sam: Dean? Why is yours bigger?gwyntastic: Because I'm cooler than youmarishnas: and yet if you kick another guy in the balls during a fight it's considered dirty pool?dorkdance: Sam: Dean? Why is Daddy's bigger than yours?gwyntastic: Because he's old.. it falls.. or somethingavioletmermaid: LOLdorkdance: Sam: Dean? Why does it feel funny when I boing mine?gwyntastic: Don't boing yours samgwyntastic: your not old enoughdorkdance: Sam: Dean? Do girls have pee-pees too?gwyntastic: Bwhahahahgwyntastic: Dean: No, they have... girl thingys.gwyntastic: Dean: Dude, we are so not talking about this anymore.dorkdance: Sam: Why?gwyntastic: Dean: Because, I said so.dorkdance: Sam: Why?gwyntastic: Dean: Becausedorkdance: Sam: Why?avioletmermaid: Sam: Can girls boing their girly thingys too?gwyntastic: Dean: Sammy, shut itdorkdance: Sam: Can I have Lucky Charms for supper?gwyntastic: Dean: /sighs/ Yes.dorkdance: Sam: I love you Dean.dorkdance: *winning grin*gwyntastic: You win at lifeavioletmermaid: yesdorkdance: Dean: I... uh...dorkdance: Sam: Dean? How old do I have to be before I can boing my pee-pee?gwyntastic: Dean: /groans/ old enoughdorkdance: Sam: As old as you?gwyntastic: Dean; When you are older than me you can boing your pee-peeavioletmermaid: Sam: Is it gonna get big like yours? Or bigger?dorkdance: Dean: Mine will always be biggest.dorkdance: Sam: Why?dorkdance: Dean: Because I said so.dorkdance: Sam: Dean? I don't want my pee-pee to fall off.gwyntastic: Dean: Here's a dollar, stop talking about your pee-pee.dorkdance: Sam: Thanks! *grins again* Dean? How come you boing your pee-pee?gwyntastic: Dean: SAM!dorkdance: *dies laughing*gwyntastic: LOL!gwyntastic: No pee-pee talk savings accountavioletmermaid: Sam: Is your pee-pee going to fall off too?gwyntastic: Dean: No, I have special anti pee-pee falling off meds. You don't get any, you're not old enough.dorkdance: Sam: *makes thinking face* Can I buy anti pee-pee falling off meds for a dollar?gwyntastic: Dean: noavioletmermaid: Sam: Why?gwyntastic: Dean: They cost 100 dollarsgwyntastic: Dean; Do you have 100 dollars?dorkdance: Sam: *frowns* Dean?gwyntastic: Dean: Yeah?avioletmermaid: Dean: NO SAMMYdorkdance: Sam: Can I borrow a hundred dollars?gwyntastic: Dean: I don't have 100 dollars sammy.dorkdance: Sam: Oh.dorkdance: Sam: Dean? When a girl boings your pee-pee does she make the falling-off worse?gwyntastic: Dean: How the hell do you know about girls boining my pee-pee?dorkdance: Sam: I don't. I saw a man and a lady, and she was boinging his pee-pee, at the last motel.dorkdance: Sam: Do girls boing your pee-pee?marishnas: *snort*gwyntastic: Dean: Sammy I'm not talking about this with you.dorkdance: Sam: And a long time ago, like last week, I saw a man boinging another man's pee-pee at another motel. Do boys boing your pee-pee, Dean?dorkdance: He's like a psychologist.gwyntastic: Dean: Do you want your lucky charms?avioletmermaid: Sam: If you boing my pee-pee will it still fall off?dorkdance: Dean: Yes.dorkdance: Sam: Why?dorkdance: John: *walks in, preventing Dean from answering another question* Hey, boys.dorkdance: Sam: Daddy, guess what? I can't boing my pee-pee anymore.avioletmermaid: Sam: Dean says it'll fall off if I keep boinging it. His won't fall off because he has anti pee-pee falling off meds. But I don't have 100 dollarsavioletmermaid: Sam: Daddy, can I borrow 100 dollars?gwyntastic: Dean: /facepalm/gwyntastic: Dean: /suddenly starts laughing and can't stop/gwyntastic: Dean: Your pee-pee is going to fall offdorkdance: Sam: *earnestly turns toward John* I don't want my pee-pee to fall off, Daddy. I need $100 for the meds.kantayra: SMACK!gwyntastic: Dean: /snickers/kantayra: :Pdorkdance: Sam: ... and Dean said that girls don't have pee-pees, they have girl thingies. What does a girl thingie look like, Daddy?gwyntastic: Dean: If you can give a better answer. Go for it.dorkdance: Sam: Do they look like pee-pees?dorkdance: Sam: *lifts up shirt and pokes own bellybutton* Really?dorkdance: Sam: But if girls don't have pee-pees, then how do they go potty?gwyntastic: Dean: oh yeah so much better than what I told himdorkdance: Sam: Where do babies come from?avioletmermaid: Sam: Can I sit down to go potty too?dorkdance: V wins.avioletmermaid: yay!gwyntastic: Dean: if you wanna be a girl, go for it.dorkdance: Dean: Shut up, Sam.dorkdance: Sam: Dean told me to shut up!dorkdance: John: Shut up, Dean.avioletmermaid: Sam: Because he boinged it too muchavioletmermaid: ?dorkdance: Sam: Where do babies come from, Daddy?avioletmermaid: Sam: but how do they get there?dorkdance: Sam: *wide-eyed* You found me in a garbage can?dorkdance: Sam: I don't like hospitals.dorkdance: Sam: Then where did Dean come from?dorkdance: John: A garbage can.avioletmermaid: LOLavioletmermaid: Sam: is that why he smells funny?avioletmermaid: Sam: What are hormones?dorkdance: I picture Sam asking all of these questions with wide-eyed innocence.dorkdance: John: They, uh... make you grow hair and make your voice lower.marishnas: I bet Sam missed sex-ed day at every school he was ever enrolled at so he was scrwwed up for awhile.marishnas: *edorkdance: Dean: I don't smell funny!dorkdance: Sam: Does Dean smell funny because he boings his pee-pee too much?dorkdance: Dean: *smack's Sam upside the head*dorkdance: Sam: *eyes leak big, giant crocodile tears*dorkdance: Emo even as a child.gwyntastic: Just kick him in the balls Sam!avioletmermaid: Dean: Aw shit, don't cry Sammydorkdance: John: *smacks Dean upside head* Don't swear.marishnas: Sam: You're mean and you DO smell funny!dorkdance: Sam: I hope your pee-pee falls off!dorkdance: Dean: *looks horrified*gwyntastic: Dean: Your pee-pee is gonna fall off before mine! You don't have the pee-pee meds!gwyntastic: Dean: You're already a girl.dorkdance: Sam: Daaaaaaddy!avioletmermaid: Sam: Daddy I'll give you a dollar if you buy me anti pee-pee falling off medsdorkdance: Sam: *sniffs* My pee-pee isn't falling off?dorkdance: John: No, Sammy.dorkdance: Sam: Then why does it feel funny when I boing it?gwyntastic: HAHAHAHHAH!gwyntastic: oh man dean would never let sam forget he said thatavioletmermaid: Never evermarishnas: Poor jessica. She probably had to train that boy from scratch when they got together.gwyntastic: randomly he'd lean in and ask sam 'hey sammy. Does your pee-pee still feel funny when you boing it?'marishnas: "I'm not going to "boing" your "pee-pee", Sam!"dorkdance: Sam: Then why does Dean boing his?dorkdance: Which line?avioletmermaid: Dean: Hey!dorkdance: Sam: Do girls smell as funny as Dean does?marishnas: Dean: I don't smell!marishnas: John: I still have to tell you about deoderant, don't I>avioletmermaid: Sam: What parts?dorkdance: John: What would you know about parts of girls, Dean?dorkdance: Dean: ...marishnas: Dean: I read... a book?marishnas: Dean: About... girls?dorkdance: John: Sam, can Dean read?dorkdance: Way to take an active stance in parenting, John.marishnas: reverse psyhology?marishnas: *psychology.dorkdance: Sam: *skips over to his little backpack and pulls out Spot the Dog* Can you read to me, Dean?dorkdance: Dean: And don't skip. Girls skip.dorkdance: Dean: *sigh* Maybe later, okay Sammy?dorkdance: Sam: Okay.avioletmermaid: Dean: I DON'T WANT TO BE A GIRLdorkdance: Sam: *cowers behind John's legs*dorkdance: Sam: Right, Daddy?dorkdance: Sam: *nods at Dean* Right.dorkdance: Dean: I...avioletmermaid: OMGmarishnas: John: ......dorkdance: John: *waits for Dean's answer*dorkdance: Dean: No.dorkdance: Dean: I mean yes.marishnas: Dean: You're the dad, you explain it.dorkdance: Dean: *scowls*dorkdance: Dean: I'll tell you when you're older.avioletmermaid: Dean: Here's another dollar. Shut updorkdance: John: Don't tell your brother to shut up.avioletmermaid: Dean:....shitdorkdance: John: Language.dorkdance: Sam: Daddy? Are you okay?dorkdance: Sam: Is it a secret?avioletmermaid: Dean: Yesdorkdance: Sam: So when I'm an adult, I'll know about sucking?avioletmermaid: Sam: When can I be an adult?avioletmermaid: Sam: But I want to know what sucking is!dorkdance: Dean: Don't we all.dorkdance: John: *turns red*marishnas: Dean: ....dorkdance: Dean: *nods*avioletmermaid: Dean: An answer, Sirmarishnas: John: I don't think I like you reading.dorkdance: John: Maybe when you're older.gwyntastic: I'm gonna head out guys. NIGHT!!!dorkdance: Dean: When did you learn to read?avioletmermaid: night***
gwyntastic has left the chat.marishnas: night1marishnas: damn.avioletmermaid: Sam: In school. Duh.dorkdance: *is amused everytime she sees 'John: Dean...' because she knows someone named John Dean*dorkdance: Sam: What do butts have to do with pee-pees?dorkdance: Sam: And sucking!avioletmermaid: Dean: Oh I am not going theremarishnas: John: *coughs*dorkdance: Dean: Maybe Dad knows the answer.avioletmermaid: John:....no he doesn'tdorkdance: Sam: But you know everything, Daddy.dorkdance: *grins*marishnas: Sam: A sucking butt?dorkdance: Sam: There are different kinds of butts?dorkdance: *goes with marishnas's*dorkdance: Sam: Dean? Is there such thing as a sucking butt?dorkdance: Sam: But I love you, Daddy. *smiles big*marishnas: Dean: I can't say on the sucking butt, but I know there's such a thing as a kiss a-marishnas: John: Dean!avioletmermaid: Sam: A kissing butt?dorkdance: Sam: Is it a sucking pee-pee and a kissing butt, or a kissing pee-pee and a sucking butt?dorkdance: Dean: It was in the book?avioletmermaid: Sam: I have 2 dollars!dorkdance: John: That's nice, Sammy.dorkdance: Sam: Can I buy a sucking butt for $2?marishnas: Dean: I'm sure on a street corner somewhere there's-marishnas: John: DEAN!dorkdance: Sam: Daddy? Know what I wanna be when I grow up?marishnas: John: no?avioletmermaid: John: I'm afraid to ask. But ok...dorkdance: Sam: I wanna be a doctor. I bet they know what a sucking butt is.dorkdance: Sam: Not like my dumb brother.dorkdance: Sam: I don't like hospitals. Who else knows what a sucking butt is?dorkdance: Sam: Think I could read them?avioletmermaid: Dean: Noavioletmermaid: Sam: Why?avioletmermaid: John: You're not old enoughavioletmermaid: sorry!marishnas: John: Never.dorkdance: Dean: When you have chest hair.dorkdance: Sam: But you don't have chest hair, Dean.dorkdance: Sam: Do not!avioletmermaid: John: Boys!dorkdance: John: Don't lie to your brother, Dean.avioletmermaid: Dean: I am not!dorkdance: Dean: I do too! I've got three of 'em!avioletmermaid: Sam: I don't see them!Part two.
