Haywire! Haywire! Haywire! Haywire! Haywire! Haywire! Haywire! Haywire!
Damn you so pretty Michael.
"Are you the guy who stole my toothpaste?"
Auction it off. There's a small chance that could happen. Except? There's this thing we have in America, our prisons are overcrowded. Which means it is hard to get a single cell and keep it, even if you can forge the paperwork.
I love Michael refusing the meds. And the threat of shoving them up his ass. Even though you're supposed to lift your tongue so they can check.
Haywire looked stoned.
Shit. The toilet. Fucker.
T-Bag! T-Bag has manboobies.
I'd still rather DL the whole ep instead of buy the clips.
Aww! Westmoreland's baby girl. His wife is dead, aw. I like that him and C-Note are getting along now. His daughter only has a week or two left.
Westmoreland's gonna have to pony the money for the cell, watch.
I love the karate kid jumpsuits they have in the whack shack.
So much pron needs to come from this scene. Nevermind. I thought he was gonna show him the tat, not shove his fingers down Haywire's throat.
LJ's call to Linc. *Whimpers* Oh, poor kid. Linc going to see LJ? Ain't really much of a shot like V said.
Liked C-Note calling up his boys' money.
WTF music was that?
If Kellerman starts helping out of spite I may be mad.
Whack Shack, Michael's losing his patience. I love Haywire and Michael so much. And Michael's eyes? Look even prettier than usual. I think it's the lighting in there.
Oh damn. SO MUCH LOVE FOR C-NOTE'S SCENE! That is exactly what would happen in a real prison too.
Back again, whack shack.
Is this-- nope. More vomit. Oh EW!
OH YEAH BABY! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT ALL OFF!
I couldn't have been the only one chanting "Porn porn porn porn porn" in that scene.
Chow hall! I love that place. And I love T-Bag
Shit! Shit! Shitshitshitshitshit! SUCRE'S COUSIN KNOWS!
T-Bag needs to say "hot damn" more often.
Oh damage. Tell me that ain't Papa Burrows. Oh no! Shit I'm slow! Nick! You skeazy fucking bastard! DOOD.
As Michael--SHIT! LIE TO HIM! LIE TO HIM MICHAEL! LIE T HIM LIE TO HIM LIE TO HIM!
Please be a lie. Oh damn. He's actually telling him. I'm... so afraid that Michael will actually try and come back for Haywire.
Nick. You're still a skeavy bastard. Tell me Nick's in there somewhere.
Beatdown time. Oh no, wait. Buy-in time.
"Full house. That's a concept a Mexican should be familiar with." HA!
I kinda like Martha. She's a coniving bitch.
"Does it hurt?"/"What?"/"The horseshoe up your ass."
Misdeal. Shit. Come on T-Bag, you can do it baby. Fuck.
LINCOLN! Oh no. Linc and LJ's visit isn't gonna be good. It's a set--OMG! OMG! I KNOW WHAT IT IS! FROM THE SEASON PREVIEWS! OMG! *Screams*
Come on C-Note, bluff. You can do it. Yeah baby!
Oh no. Haywire. Fuck. The fucker's gonna run! OOH! TAZER! He'd be peachy as soon as they stopped tazing him though.
That fucker. Dirty fucking guard. Of course he'd jack the fucking price. The watch! DUDE! DIRTY! Oh fucking shit man.
I was kinda hoping we'd get a Sara-free ep. Aw. He made her an ashtray. How... Oddly cute. I bet he made Linc a bunch of those.
Ew! Oh. I thought that was his thigh for a minute.
Fuck the cousin's back again. Lincoln! *Screams*
I know Sucre's a smartie and I know Linc can be too if he put his mind to it.
Dude! They're gonna plant the uniform in the guys locker! Fuck yeah! BABY!
Hee! It looks like Michael has on footie-jammies.
YEAH! GEARY! I KNEW IT! I LOVE ALL OF YOU PEOPLE!
Nick's still a Skeavy Bitch. That's his new name even. Skeavy Bitch Nick.
Love Pope searching through Greavy's locker. Stacy Keach id the fucking MAN.
Greavy leaving was good too. Loved Bellick's little line "I don't get caught."
Lincoln being taking out in the van in transport. I still say this is a set-up and I still say this is that one scene from the Season Previews.
V and Skeavy Bitch Nick. Nick is still a Skeavy Bitch. I still want V to find his name or number somewhere in Quinn's phone.
Michael and Westmoreland are cellies now. THe watch! Yay! Aw! I'm glad he took the picture out.
Flip it! Flip it! FLip, flip, flip. flip. flip!
DUDE! A SEMI! Nice. I though one of th drivers was gonna be am agent or something.
ABRUZZI! I KNEW YOU WEREN'T DEAD BABY! *Hugs you and squishes you* LINCOLN YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIDOT BUT I SITLL LOVE YOU. I... I CANNOT REMEMBER ANYTHING OTHER THAN ABRUZZI!
Oh wait. There's that one thing too. *Projectile vomites like Dean*
I am so this show's complete fucking bitch.
WHY IS IT NOT NEXT MONDAY YET?!