My hair is ridiculously thick and also very long (down to about the bend in my back) and straight.
This means it basically is either down or put in a bun or ponytail.
When it's down it looks, well. It's thick, so it puffs up, and after a few hours it looks like I don't own shampoo or conditioner or a shower.
This is me asking you guys what products you use in your hair and/or hairstyles for stupidly long hair.
No french braids, please, my arthritis means I don't have enough rang of motion in my shoulders to braid my own hair like that without it looking like a red-hot mess.