June 15th, 2009

What's a personal bubble? - BOYS

DEAR PEOPLE:

IF YOU ARE CALLING INTO A CELLPHONE COMPANY DO NOT BE RUDE TO THE PEOPLE TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT. TAKING AN ORDER TAKES TIME, PARTICULARLY A COMPLICATED ONE WITH MULTIPLE ADDRESSES AND UNUSUAL CIRCUMSTANCES. DON'T FUCKING YELL AT US!

NO LOVE,
ME

P.S. IF WE SAY COMPANY POLICY DOESN'T ALLOW US TO DO SOMETHING, IT MEANS WE ARE NOT FUCKING ALLOWED TO DO IT. I WILL NOT LOSE MY JOB JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU CAN YELL LOUD ENOUGH TO MAKE ME CAVE TO YOU.

P.P.S. STOP FUCKING YELLING AT ME! I WAS SPEAKING LOW AND CALM AND NEVER ONCE CALLED YOU ON YOUR RAGING DOUCHEBAGGERY! AND, NO, YOU ARE WRONG, THAT IS NOT SPEAKING TO ME WITH RESPECT YOU STUPID-ASS MOTHERFUCKER.

UGH.