Dude. I got jipped.
That's not fair.
It's really kinda scary how very badly I want to put "Papa Don't Preach" on either the Sammich or Wincest playlist on John (the iPod/ Revelator).
If only for the title.
...Ooh. I almost forgot, Avenue Q's "If You Were Gay" and Steven Lynch's "If I Were Gay" are SO going on the Wincest one for giggles.