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Songs that remind me of Fandom.

OMG! CARPORN CHALLENGE!


Animals - Nickelback

Dude. It's a song about carporn. You're beside me on the seat/Got your hand between my knees/And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze... Dude. Wincest. Impalaporn.


I, I'm driving black on black
Just got my license back
I got this feeling in my veins this train is coming off the track
I'll ask polite if the devil needs a ride
Because the angel on my right ain't hanging out with me tonight
I'm driving past your house while you were sneaking out
I got the car door opened up so you can jump in on the run
Your mom don't know that you were missing
She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing
Screamin'

[CHORUS]
No, we're never gonna quit
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go
'Cause everybody knows
We're just a couple of animals

So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
Check out the trouble we're in

You're beside me on the seat
Got your hand between my knees
And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze
It's hard to steer when you're breathing in my ear
But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears
By now, no doubt that we were heading south
I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth
'Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch
It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch
I'm screamin'

[CHORUS]

So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
Look at the trouble we're in

We were parked out by the tracks
We're sitting in the back
And we just started getting busy
When she whispered "what was that?"
The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are
And that was when she started screamin'
"That's my dad outside the car!"
Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition
Must have wound up on the floor while
we were switching our positions
I guess they knew that she was missing
As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing
Screamin'

[CHORUS]

So come on baby, get in
We're just a couple of animals
Get in, just get in
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Check out the trouble we're in
Get in, just get in



Polly - Nirvana.

This song? Is T-Bag. Seriously. It's fucked up. It's about a guy who has kidnapped this chick named Polly and raped her and kept her and just... dude. Polly wants some water. To put out the blowtorch.

Seriosuly dude.

Polly wants a cracker. Think I should get off her first.
I think she wants some water. To put out the blow torch. It isn't me.

We have some seed. Let me clip. Your dirty wings.
Let me take ride. Don't hurt yourself. I want some help.
To help myself. I've got some rope. You have been told.
I promise you. I have been true. Let me take a ride.
Don't hurt yourself. I want some help. To help myself.

Polly wants a cracker. Maybe she would like more food.
She asks me to untie her. A chase would be nice for a few.

We have some seed. Let me clip. Your dirty wings.
Let me take ride. Don't hurt yourself. I want some help.
To help myself. I've got some rope. You have been told.
I promise you. I have been true. Let me take a ride.
Don't hurt yourself. I want some help. To help myself.

Polly says her back hurts. And she's just as bored as me.
She caugh me off my guard. It amazes me, the will of instinct.

We have some seed. Let me clip. Your dirty wings.
Let me take ride. Don't hurt yourself. I want some help.
To help myself. I've got some rope. You have been told.
I promise you. I have been true. Let me take a ride.
Don't hurt yourself. I want some help. To help myself.



I Will Buy You A New Life - Everclear

Dude! This is Lincoln and Michael. Really dude. Seperate, together, platonic, cesty, even completely "normal" it all works together. And? Verse three makes me want to write a fic where Michael is living with Linc and Lisa and Toddler!LJ, and Lj has a nightmare and instead of crawling in bed with Lincoln (Because that completely freaks Lisa out in a way that it never did Veronica) goes into Michael's room and sleeps next to his bed.

Ah dammit.


here is the money that i owe you
so you can pay the bills
i will give you more
when i get paid again

i hate those people who love to tell you
money is the root of all that kills
they have never been poor
they have never had the joy
of a welfare christmas

i know we will never look back
you say you wake up crying
yes and you don't know why
you get up and you go lay down
inside my baby's room

i guess i'm doing ok
i moved in with the strangest guy
can you believe
he actually thinks
that i am really alive

(chours)
i will buy you a garden
where your flowers can bloom
i will buy you a new car
perfect shiny and new
i will buy you that big house
way up in the west hills
i will buy you a new life

yes i will

i know all about that other guy
the handsome man with athletic thighs
i know about the times before
with that obsessive little rich boy

they might make you think you're happy
yeah maybe for a minute or two
they can't make you laugh
no they can't make you feel
the way that i do

chorus

i know we can never look back

will you please let me stay the night
no one will ever know

chorus

i will buy you a new life



I Hate (Everything About You) - Three Days Grace

This is the Winchester Family Song dude. The video had parents fighting with children and boyfriends fighting with girlfriends and it's just so incredibly perfect. I hate everything about you/Why do I love you? Sam hates John because he hates the way he was raised but at the same time he loves him because that's his Daddy and he'll always love him. Same with Dean; hate him cause you love him, love him cause you have to.


Every time we lie awake
After every hit we take
Every feeling that I get
But I haven’t missed you yet

Every roommate kept awake
By every sigh and scream we make
All the feelings that I get
But I still don’t miss you yet

Only when I stop to think about it

I hate everything about you
Why do I love you
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you

Every time we lie awake
After every hit we take
Every feeling that I get
But I haven’t missed you yet

Only when I stop to think about it

I hate everything about you
Why do I love you
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you

Only when I stop to think
About you, I know
Only when you stop to think
About me, do you know

I hate everything about you
Why do I love you
You hate everything about me
Why do you love me

I hate
You hate
I hate
You love me

I hate everything about you
Why do I love you



Gay Boyfriend - The Hazzards

I have a Katelando vid to this and so... Yeah. So true.


One, two, ready go

I'm tired of boys who make me cry
They cheat on me and they tell me lies
I want a love who'll never stray
When he sees other girls, he looks away
And if he never kisses me, well that's alright
'Cos we can just cuddle all night

Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near

It'll be a great romance
We'll go shopping and buy tight pants
You don't care how big my ass is, just how fabulous my dress is

Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near

One, two, ready go
You cry at movies, on our dates
Romantic comedies sure are great
But when you're sad I'll dry your tears
'Cos I'll always think that you are fierce

I like cigarettes, and that's no gag
But you'll always be my favourite fag
You'll always be my favourite fag
You'll always be my favourite faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

My gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near



Dity Little Secret - All American Rejects

Oh come on. It's the PostSecret Song. I can really see this as Lincoln on Michael or... Actually that's it person-wise. It's about secrets though so it theoretically fits everyone everywhere.


Let me know that I've done wrong
When I've known this all along
Go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you

Tell me all that you've thrown away
Find out games you don't wanna play
You are the only one that needs to know

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret
Who has to know

When we live such fragile lives
It's the best way we survive
I go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you

Tell me all that you've thrown away
Find out games you don't wanna play
You are the only one that needs to know

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret
Who has to know

The way she feels inside (inside)
Those thoughts I can't deny (deny)
These sleeping dogs won't lie (won't lie)
And all I've tried to hide
It’s eating me apart
Trace this life out

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret)

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret
Dirty little secret
Dirty little secret

Who has to know?
who has to know?



Anyone else wanna contribute? Ay song you've heard at some point and gone "Hey, that's totally _______!"
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