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Fic Masterpost

Opening Credits (John Doe/Prison Break, gen, G, 895 words)

Faulty Wiring (Prison Break/Supernatural crossover, gen, G, 138 words)

Family (Jared/Jensen/Sandy, G, 142 words)

Our house (It always has a crowd) (Jared/Jensen, G, 450 words)
Sleepy boys and sleepy puppies.

Summer Vacation (Jared/Jensen, PG, 306 words, cowritten with sophie_448)
Jared and Jensen on the beach. (Note: temporarily friends-locked.)

No Codename
(Jared/Jensen, PG-13, 25,000 words)
Jared's got a brand new show, tons of things to keep him busy, and pretty much the most awesome costar he's ever met. Okay, so maybe he has some less than entirely pure thoughts about said costar sometimes, but he's, like, eighty-three percent sure Jensen thinks impure thoughts about him, too. Sometimes. Possibly. Now he just has to stop being so chicken-shit and actually make a move.

Is It Worth It? (Sandman, gen, PG, 492 words)
"So, why do you think you deserve to live?"

Starts (Van/OMC, Van/Deaq, R, 3,612 words)
On April first, nineteen seventy-eight Donovan Frances Ray took his first breath of air outside his mother's womb with the help of a respirator.

Pets (Viggo/Orlando, PG-13, 1,009 words, cowritten with tsukinofaerii)
Viggo, fresh from filming and still dressed as Aragorn, spoke with the careful deliberation of someone looking forward to getting shit-faced pissed as soon as the microphone was removed from his face.

The One Line (gen, G, 408 words)
At first, he didn't want the part.

Boredom (Viggo/Orlando, PG-13, 872 words)
Oh god, what time is it?

Prison Break
Defense (gen, PG-13, 974 words)
Linc's always been there for him.

Soundtrack (Lincoln/Michael, PG, 311 words)
There are some songs that Michael can't listen to.

Anatomy Of A Serial Killer (gen, R, 889 words)
Toe bone's connected to the foot bone.

Running (gen, PG-13, 398 words)
He looks like he's been running.

Disassociation (gen, G, 967 words)
Deep breaths.

The Difference Between A Rule And A Law (Lincoln/Michael, PG-13, 2,404 words)
They have an "agreement."

One hundred and fifty-four (Lincoln/Michael, R, 1,296 words)
Rule number one hundred and fifty-four says Lincoln must kiss it and make it better.

Calm. (gen, G, 121 words)
Lincoln is lounging in a chair on the back porch.

One thirty-seven ae em (gen, G, 403 words)
Sucre is flat on his back on the ground, pillows traded for a blanket he shares with the man next to him.

One Big Happy Weasly Family (gen, G, 895 words)
It started out normal enough for a safe-house.

Fics that aren't (Or the stories I haven't written) (Lincoln/Michael and gen, also contains Supernatural, R, 1,033 words)
Okay you know that "Stories I Never Wrote? meme I did? These are them. Have fun poking them with sticks.

Same Time Tomorrow? (Lincoln/Michael, PG-13, 2,092 words)
"I'm bored."

Calendar Days (Michael/OMC, R, 296 words)
Rule seventy-two is Don't Tell.

Calendar Days (Leap Year) (Michael/OMC, R, 1,299 words)
Rule seventy-two is Don't Tell.

Repetition. (Lincoln/Lisa, PG, 560 words)
"Repeat it back to me."

Picture Book (gen, PG-13, 2,570 words)
Nick and LJ. The cabin. Bonding.

Five People Sara Never Had Wild Hot Monkey Sex With. (Sara/OMCs, Sara/no one, PG-13, 1,156 words)
They were sixteen.

Baker Street Butcher (gen, PG-13, 639 words)
The cops down in 'Bama didn't even know nothin' was wrong till it was all too late.

Head-Butt Ain't Just A Verb (gen, PG, 488 words)
"Did you know that the ancient Egyptians used to shave their eyebrows off when their cats died?"

Fifty Shades of Lincoln Burrows (Lincoln/Michael, Lincoln/Lisa, NC-17, 2,331 words)
Fifty sentences about Lincoln Burrows.

Five Things They Are Not (gen, PG-13, 1,015 words)
She doesn't need the morphine, her body doesn't cramp and scream and burn for it.

Wreckage (gen, PG, 462 words)
When Sammy was eight he was in a car accident.

Twelve Times Dad Threatened to Turn The Car Around (And Three Times Dean Almost Rode In The Trunk) [Commentary] (gen, PG, 2,158 words)
Dean doesn't look at John when he steps on the gas and drives away.

Untitled Wee!Winchesters Ficlet (gen, G, 497 words)
"Or maybe it's nighttime and it's one of the times Dean climbs in the crib."

Snippet (gen, PG-13, 331 words)
Dean hates Sam's hair.

Mary (gen, G, 245 words)
Gun = security blanket.

Lunch Money (gen, G, 198 words)
Dean always sacrificed everything for Sammy, whether Sammy or John knew it or not.

They (gen, G, 117 words)
"Are you really a Winchester," she asks, dirty blonde hair pulled back into a dirty french braid.

Five Powers Dean Doesn't Have (gen, PG-13, 3,100 words)
Dean always sacrificed everything for Sammy, whether Sammy or John knew it or not.

Still Water (gen, PG, 1,464 words)
Utah sucks. It's not the snow, or the mountains, or even the fucking Mormons. It's Sam lying on the ground not breathing.

It Comes At A Price [Commentary] (gen, PG, 421 words)
That which does not kill you...

The Beast Within (gen, PG, 300 words)

Twinkie Fondling For The Symbolically Impaired (Sam/Dean, R, 216 words)
All's fair in love and war.

Five times Sam told someone at Stanford at least part of the truth. (gen, G, 268 words)
Sam has somewhere around fifty or so pieces of buckshot in his right flank, mostly under his arm.

Five Names Jess called Sam (And five names Sam called Jess). (Sam/Jess, PG-13, 460 words)
She rarely called him by his name, usually when she was tired or had to act "mature."

Five times Sam (almost) failed a school exam, and why. (Sam/Dean, R, 614 words)
Sam's first year at Stanford, somewhere around the middle of February, Sam woke up one Friday night to Dean sitting on his bed.

5 times Dean Winchester spent the night in jail and the 5 people who bailed him out. (gen, PG, 294 words)
He got picked up shoplifting hamburger meat in some grocery store in California.

Five Things: Jess Edition [Commentary] (Sam/Jess, Sam/Dean, R, 1,998 words)
Five things Jess knew about Dean, five lies Jess caught Sam in and five reasons why she didn't confront him about them, five things about Jess that remind Sam of Dean, five things Sam never knew about Jess, and five times Jess stole Sam's food.

Mascots (gen, PG-13, 1,058 words)
The boys discuss school mascots and school colors, possibly while drunk.

Random!Research fic (Or why AIM is a bored Winchester's best friend) (Sam/Dean, R, 1,367 words)
Dean knows Sam can take it all like a $1000 dollar whore.

Dealing with Life (the Winchester way) (gen, G, 728 words)
Post 0201 - In My Time Of Dying, spoilers. Sam and Dean deal in their own way.

Jack's Lament (gen, PG-13, 1,144 words)
Sammy doesn't care what he dresses up as Halloween when he's growing up, so Dean gets really creative picking out his costumes.

Dear Santa. (gen, G, 57 words, graphic)
Dear Santa (Sam).

Samson (Sam/Dean, G, 849 words)
Dean gives Sam a haircut.

Dear Santa. (gen, G, 31 words, graphic)
Dear Santa (Dean).

Cause Knowledge Is Power! (Sam/Dean, Sam/Jess, Sam/other, Dean/other, R, 10,643 words)
Things that Sam knew about Dean and Dean knew about Sam.

Stocking Stuffer (gen, G, 260 words)
So it's Christmas, right?

Untitled Wincest (Sam/Dean, NC-17, 1,125 words)
Complete porn. No plot at all.

Minor Inconveniences (Sam/Dean, PG-13, 848 words)
Sam is the reason Dean's awake and in his car at quarter to three in the morning.

The Road Less Traveled (The Happiness Unraveled Remix) (gen, PG-13, 1,425 words)
"Sam, you spent your entire life slugging it out with that man. I mean, hell,you, you picked a fight with him the last time you ever saw him."

This Is Ourselves (Under Pressure) (Sam/Dean, NC-17, 27,308 words)
After Nightshifter, Sam and Dean hit the road. What follows is three months of fear and frustration with the FBI hot on their heels, trying to avoid the long arm of the law while still continuing to work. It's not easy; being on the run doesn't leave much time for breathing, never mind sleep, sex or any much-needed downtime.

The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn (Sam/Dean, PG-13, 5,213 words)
Ghostbusters, marriage proposals, irrational jealousy, and pink vomit. This is Sam and Dean.

It's the most wonderful time of the year (gen, PG, 684 words)
Sam's first winter at Stanford is weird.

Won't tease you (Won't tell you no lies) (Sam/Dean, NC-17, 1,161 words)
Random Wincest porn.

I've had the blues (The reds and the pinks) (Sam/Dean, PG, 810 words)
The first Valentine's Day after Sam comes back is fucking horrible.

We are all just prisoners here (of our own device) (Sam/Dean, NC-17, 354 words)
Porn. Missing scene from 0312 - Jus In Bello.

No matter which way you stay (gen, G, 168 words)
Why Sam and Dean slept in the living room.

You got to lose to know how to win (Sam/OMC, one-sided Sam/Dean, PG-13, 2,282 words)
"War does not make men, war destroys them. It is through peace that true men are made."

The Three Rules of Winchesters (gen, G, 260 words)
These are the things that Samuel John Winchester holds true, the only constants in his life.

Sam's Best Friends He Doesn't Know About (gen, PG, 1,308 words)
Five people who helped Sam in Stanford.

Based On A True Story (Sam/Dean, G, 450 words)
So, poor_choices had a reverse drabble meme and my prompt was "I would love some Sam/Dean fic involving Dean actually being Batman."

Fragments of a Life You Shouldn't Miss (gen, PG-13, 2677 words)
Dean's entire life is built around May 2, 2001.

My stripes are matted and my coat once sleek (Dean/Sam/Castiel, PG, 1,850 words)
Post-Lucifer Rising, pre-Sympathy for the Devil. AU; Sam's in pain after breaking the final seal; Dean and Castiel help.

Life is a Broken Winged Bird That Cannot Fly (gen, PG, 778 words)
A small Sam POV coda to Swan Song.

The Heavens Aligned Against Us (Sounds Like A Fair Fight) (John/Mary, Sam/Dean, Sam/OMC, NC-17, 35,900)
After the deaths of her parents, Mary should have known her life with John Winchester wouldn't ever be normal, but even she would never have imagined that one day her sons would travel back from the future with dire warnings, and her husband would be possessed by an angel. Armed with the knowledge of the future, she and John do their best to prepare their sons for the war to come, but will their training be enough to defeat their destinies?

And he said: Son, this world is rough (gen, G, 100 words)
Bobby POV on lonetread's Sam I Am verse.

I Want You (And I Want Him) (Sam/Dean, Sam/Jess, Sam/Dean/Jess, R, 4,760 words)
Dean goes to Stanford to live with Sam. There, they meet Jess.

Secret Files & Origins (Sam/Dean/Jess, PG-13, 2,300 words)
An Elseworlds tale.

Five, Six, Grab Your Crucifix (gen, PG-13, 1,050 words)
Sam's group wasn't the first.

All the King's Horses (Sam/Dean/Jess, PG-13, 10,012 words)
Sam is broken (like Humpty-Dumpty without all the fun). And Castiel's idea of saving Sam (for some unknown definition of "saving") is to rip Jess out of heaven to help Dean try and take care of Sam.

Retired At Thirty (Sam/Dean, PG, 614)
Curtain!Fic with real curtains.

True, We've Demolished a Thing or Two (Sam/Dean/Jess, Sam/Jess, Sam/Dean, Dean/Jess, R, 39,015)
The idea is simple: Save People. Hunt Things. When Sam went to Stanford, it was to save people in a different way than he was raised to. He never thought for a second that he might fall for a Hunter. Dean never thought it would be so hard to save people, but they all keep saving themselves. Jess never dreamed she'd find the perfect guy who would understand her job as a Hunter, but here she is bonding with two of them. Now if they can just keep from killing each other, it might just be true love.

Ready For My Close-Up (Sam/Dean, NC-17, 1,777)
Did you know that you could get paid for sex you're already having anyway if you put it on the internet? Because Dean does.

Captain Picks the Ship (Science Officer Shuts His Cakehole) (Star Trek fusion, Gen, PG-13, 1,355)
Dean stumbles ass-backwards into everything in his life, and it's usually Sam's fault.

I've been living on the edge so long (where the winds of limbo roar) (Sam/Dean, PG-13, 2,070)
Sam's never really been alone before, and maybe he isn't now.

That's Permanent (Sam/Dean, Sam/Jess, Sam/OCs, R, 1,458)
Sam's always had a weird relationship with sex.

Symbology Verse:
Postcards (From Easy Street) (Sam/Jess, Sam/Dean, NC-17, 43,200 words)
She's his baby brother's new girlfriend. He's some stranger who knows more about her boyfriend than she does. Together they fight crime have sex talk on the phone a lot. (Oh, and also there's some guy named Sam who keeps getting his ass kicked and has a run-in with some incubi-infected frat guys.)

Believe What You See (I Will Go Anywhere) (Dean/Jess, Dean/Sam/Jess, PG, 500 words)
They're at a rest stop the first time Jess kisses Dean.

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    16:46 Okay, Twitter, who here is going to get me that awesome SPN bag from ComicCon? # 16:49 @ yourgwyneth I ENVY YOU SO MUCH, HMOG. I HATE…


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    17:51 @ earthquakedream Work makes me late to the party, but you should totes do Passing Notes for HS_Bingo. # 18:06 @ earthquakedream I'm…