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BEWARE OF JENMAR.
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I am so fucking tired. And this seemed kinda coolish. Yoinked from lissa_bear.


X the truths.

[] I am shorter than 5'4''.
[Xish] I am 6 feet tall, bitches. Depending on who I'm measures me I range from 5'7 (At Job Corps) to (More often) 5'9-5'11 1/2
[X] I think I'm ugly. Sometimes, like all chicks.
[X] I have scars. Lots of them and I love them!
[X] I tan easily. I used to get mistaken for Mexican a lot back when I actually went outside.
[] I stay exactly the same easily.
[] I burn easily.
[X] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. Phil, Addie, Aiden, Guy!Aaron, Girl!Errin, Andy (I think), Newbie, Brittany, and most of the other ones I have actually.
[] I have a tattoo. I want one though.
[] I have/I've had braces.
[X] I wear/need glasses.
[X] I have more than 2 piercings.
[] I have piercings in places besides my ears. Want. Sometimes.
[] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life This section is excruciatingly limited.

[X] I've sworn at my parents. Duh. My Mom and Dad are cool.
[X] I've run away from home. Mom once.
[] I've been kicked out of the house.
[Xish] My biological parents are not together. They may or may not be, it all depends on whether or not my CJ is my bio.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[X] I want to have kids someday.
[] I've had children.
[] I've lost a child.

School/Work

[X] I'm in school. PCC.
[] I have a job.
[X] I've fallen asleep at work/school. I slept through four articles of the Constitution like Last Tuesday I think. And through several Math classes.
[X] I almost always do my homework. Waiting until the last minute to do it still counts.
[X] I've missed a week or more of school. A week, a month, several years...
[] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[] I failed more than 1 class last year. Two classes with D's. Does that count?
[X] I've stolen something from my job. Chicken strips from Whataburger.
[X] I've been fired. Job Corps, I was bitchy at someone because I thought I had been fired. Long story.

Embarrassment

[]I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation. No but "Crikey," "Bugger," "Bugger All," "BTW," "BRB," and a few others have.
[] Disney movies still make me cry.
[X] I've peed from laughing.
[X] I've snorted while laughing.
[X] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[X] I've glued my hand to something. Other hand, fake nails and possibly a few other things too.
[X] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose. More then once.
[X] I've had my pants rip in public. Two or three times I think.

Health

[X] I was born with a disease or impairment. Kidney Reflux Disease and Juvenile Rheumatoid Arthritis.
[X] I've gotten stitches. Hip, chin, abdomen, thumb, and wrist. And no, I didn't try to kill myself I tried to climb through a window that wasn't as open as I thought it was.
[X] I've broken a bone. My nose nine times, nineteen bones/places in my right hand, my left thumb, a toe or two...
[N/A] I've had my tonsils removed. I was born without any.
[] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[X] I've had a surgery. Fluid drained off my hip when I was two, flaps built over my kidneys when I was five and had the flaps checked on when I was seven.
[X] I've had chicken pox. Two weeks old.

Traveling

[X] Driven over 200 miles in one day. Going to visit Dad, going to visit B, going to California, coming back from California, and like three or four days of moving to Arizona from Illinois.
[X] I've been on a plane. To and from Chicago once each.
[] I've been to Canada.
[] I've been to Mexico.
[] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[] I've been to Japan.
[] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[] I've been to Europe.
[] I've been to Africa.
[]I've been to the Eiffel Tower.

Experiences

[X] I've gotten lost in my city. I'm utter shite and directions. I'm possibly as bad as Ryouga.
[X] I've seen a shooting star.
[X] I've wished on a shooting star.
[] I've seen a meteor shower.
[X] I've gone out in public in my pajamas. A few times, most notably the time listed below.
[X] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator I was a punk kid.
[X]I've been to a casino. A few I think.
[] I've been skydiving.
[X] I've played spin the bottle There are people who haven't?
[X] I've drunk a whole gallon of milk in one hour. Yep!
[X] I've been in a car crash. Like... four of them I think. Mom, Dad (He caused one but we weren't a part of the crash technically), Me... Maybe it's only four.
[] I've been Skiing
[] I've been in a play.
[X] I've met someone in person from the internet. Three Muns from fandomhigh.
[X] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue. I was a kid in Chicago, I'm sure I did at least once.
[] I've seen the Northern Lights.
[X] I've sat on a roof top at night. Fourth of July.
[X] I've played chicken. Me against a car. And other people. And other things too I think.
[X] I've played a prank on someone. I convinced someone and his Mom that my brother and Andy broke their legs and had to be taken to the hospital. It was fucking awesome!
[X] I've ridden in a taxi. A lot.
[X] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. A lot. I even tore my ACL dancing on stage!
[X] I've eaten sushi Yum.
[] I've been snowboarding.

Honesty/Crime

[X] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. Probably.
[X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. Again, probably.
[] I've snuck out of my house. Never really had to.
[] I have lied to my parents about where I am. Don't think so, don't think they ever really cared.
[X] I've cheated while playing a game. Duh.
[X] I've cheated on a test/quiz. Duh.
[X] I've run a red light or stop sign. I once made an illegal left-hand turn against oncoming traffic.
[] I've been arrested. I almost was twice.

Drugs/Alcohol

[X] I've consumed alcohol. A shot of wine on accident, a thing of flat Pepsi and old vodka on accident and a shot of Kaluha once.
[] I regularly/often/sometimes drink.
[] I've passed out from drinking.
[] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[] I have gotten drunk with a friend.
[] I've smoked a cigarette before.
[Xish] I've smoked a cigarette before only once and don't still smoke. I took a drag and gagged.
[] I've done hard drugs.
[X] I have had cough drops when I'm not sick. I don't think I was sick.
[] I can't swallow pills.
[X] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem. Three or so max I think but I can't take pills unless I have liquid in my mouth.

Materialism

[] Own over 5 rap CDs.
[X] I own a Ipod or MP3 player. I own a portable DVD player that plays MP3's and I took a friends MP3 player.
[Xish] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. I used to but not so much anymore, I lack money and cable.
[] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[X] I own something from Hot Topic. Hot Topic is a completely bullshit place but it a hell of a lot easier to get clothes there than to have them shipped from somewhere online.
[] I own something from Pac Sun.
[X] I collect comic books. But I read them too, I don't collect for the monet much.
[] I own something from The Gap. Ew.
[] I own something I got on e-bay.
[] I own something from Abercrombie. Ew.

Random

[] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[] I open up to others easily. Only online I think.
[] I watch the news. Can't fucking stand it and try to stay away from it.
[] I don't kill bugs.
[X] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme. I love finding out what songs mean and what story they tell.
[X] I curse regularly. Dude. Fuck yeah I curse a lot man.
[] I sing in the shower.
[] I am a morning person. Fuck you in the eye.
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone. No but I wanna buy one because mine fucking suck ass.
[Xish] I'm a snob about grammar. If it's in a fic it should be done right but if we're talking and you speak like me? Then it's okay. I'm a real snob about pronunciation.
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[] I love being neat. I like Organized messes.
[] I love Spam mail.
[] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
[X] I bake well. I suck at cooking but I'm pretty good at baking.
[] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue Black, purple, blue, then green. Possibly.
[X] I have worn pajamas to school. Wasn't allowed to by the school. I used to sleep in my day clothes though so I guess that counts.
[] I like Martha Stewart.
[X] I know how to shoot a gun.
[] I am in love with love.
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. oNLY WHEN i FORGET THAT i HAVE THE cAPS lOCK ON.
[X] I laugh at my own jokes. Occasionally.
[X] I eat fast food weekly. Again, occasionally.
[X] I believe in ghosts. Yes.
[Xish] I am online 24/7, even as an away message. Except when Bryon calls and every once in a while.
[] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[X] I am really ticklish.
[X] I love white chocolate. Chocolate. Period. End of fucking sentence.
[] I bite my nails.
[X] I play video games. Sometimes, but I suck at them.
[] I'm good at remembering faces.
[] I'm good at remembering names.
[] I'm good at remembering dates.
[X] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. I don't seem to be able to keep my mind on one thing.


Also? I'm totally remembering a Surreal Meme that went around a while back. I'm tired enough that I want to ramble about me so here are a few surreal random things that have happened to about me:

1) Ninjas once invaded my house. I was also almost shot by one because I was scared and started to run.
2) I once almost walked directly into Sandra Day O'Connor.
3) I once ran around The Smoking Area at my old School Dorm in my Superman PJ's with a red shirt tied around my neck and goggles on my head.
4) I get bad stomach aches before when something bad is going to happen to someone I know, my entire family trusts it because me and Joseph both get/got them and bad things have happened when they've been ignored.
5) I was once asked to leave my Security Classroom by a visiting Sheriff's Deputy because I kept correcting her about all the things she was getting wrong.
6) My sister once made me take off my shirt and strip down (All... nine? Ace bandages I was wearing) in the middle of a theater because I was having trouble breathing.
7) I was almost completely nocturnal for... four years or so. From the ages of about twelve to sixteen or seventeen. Up until about seven in the morning and then awake at like five our six at night.
8) I have a "Defiant" icon and an "Attitude" icon I don't use. Why not? Because I don't really want to have an attitude with anyone on LJ. I may be one of the only people who like never ever wants to make anyone mad at them online. Get me face to face and I'll fucking curse you out but online I'm a pussy-cat.
9) I know two separate people who have multiple personalities. One of them is my Step-Dad and I write to three of his personalities. One of them is a six-year-old named Chuckie and another is a girl names Ajax.
10) I have seven Winnie the Pooh's. I sleep with four of them. I cannot fall asleep without them and the four I sleep with range from... Three? To going on eighteen-years-old.
11) I'm a marksman. I was top shooter in my class four times in a row right under my teacher and I can take you down from up to I think seventy-five yards away if my glasses are the right prescription. My favorite gun is a Glock 9mm. because it has a hard trigger and nice kick-back/recoil. I'm tired and can't remember which one of those words is right if either.
12) I know the proper way to handcuff and search a suspect.
13) I know the proper way to Chicken-Walk, Duck and Cover, and conduct a search of a premises.
14) I once had to tell a C.O. that the reason the prison wouldn't give her her paycheck when she went to get it was because she wasn't adhering to proper Dress Code.
15) I have the Dress Code for the Arizona State Department of Corrections memorized (Paraphrased but still...)
16) I can't stand the name Steve Hoffman and freak out a little whenever I hear it.
17) I probably still know more about Dragonball Z then I do about any other fandom. I also know more about it then most of the people in the fandom do.
18) I don't really read much porn. Really, I've read so many sex scenes where it's practically the same thing over and over that I just don't like reading it anymore usually. Part of my love with the PBSlash fandom is that we don't seem to have much photocopy!porn.
19) Almost every time I go to open my front door I get a brief image of the hellfire and brimstone The Simpsons saw on the easter episode a while back. When they fell asleep during the service and then they woke up and found out the slept through... Yeah. Anyway.
20) I have some really horrible self esteem issues and when someone compliments me on something I usually think they're lieing and just saying/doing it to be nice.
21) I don't know what my sexuality is. I thought I was straight for a long time and then I thought I was bi and then pan for a while. Now? I realize it isn't that simple. The thought of me having sex with another person is disgusting to me and squicks me out on a level that brothercest does to most people. I get physically nauseous sometimes thinking about it.
22) I have problems saying no to people (In person, over the net I don't have that problem as much) sometimes usually because I'm afraid I'll make them mad or disappointed or... I don't know what else. Part of me knows why but I don't like listening to that part or talking about it usually.
23) I never wanted to go out with either of my last two boyfriends but said yes because they were friends (At the time) and I didn't want them to stop talking to me. Both of them were unrelationships that lasted for months.
24) The last one? Dumped me (Yay!) and then went a told some girl he loved her so she would fuck him. I don't like the girl at all but I think he's a mostly worthless human being for doing that.
25) I haven't kissed kissed someone since I was... twelve I think.


*Yawns* I'm gonna put up the Gay Porn icons I was telling lissa_bear about in a few minutes. I also made her some nifty-keen icons too. I think sometime soon I may make a request post for icons/graphics. I realize just how much I suck at graphicing and just how much my icons actually aren't icons but hey, they're free bases.

Also? I'm the one on the left in this icon. I look dumb like woah. This was taken like an hour before I ruined my knee.
Tags: meme, random, rl
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