1. There is liberal use of pronouns ("He" and "she") and a sparing use of names.
2. It's at least a little confusing.
3. It alludes to past instances you know nothing about.
4. It feels vaguely like you're watching episode 7 of season three of a series you've never seen before.
5. It has atun of mispelling s.
6. It's short.
ETA: "7. There usually are not enough of them ;D"--[thelana]
No movie. *Pouts*