So, chash had a reverse drabble meme and my prompt was I would love some Sam/Dean fic involving Dean actually being Batman.

Sam/Dean, G, crack, 450 words on the dot.

( And so this happened. )

Title: You got to lose to know how to win
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Sam/OMC, one-sided Sam/Dean
Summary: "War does not make men, war destroys them. It is through peace that true men are made."
Notes: A remix of the sidewalk is rushing at my head again by sazzlette. Beta'd by waterofthemoon.

( Sam runs into Alicia Fujisaki's boyfriend right after that first tutoring session. )

Title: Postcards (From Easy Street)
Author name: clex_monkie89
Artist name: mashimero
Genre: SPN AU
Pairings: Sam/Jess, Sam/Dean (also Dean/OMC, Dean/Cassie, Sam/Zach)
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 43,200
Summary: She's his baby brother's new girlfriend.

He's some stranger who knows more about her boyfriend than she does.

Together they fight crime have sex talk on the phone a lot.

(Oh, and also there's some guy named Sam who keeps getting his ass kicked and has a run-in with some incubi-infected frat guys.)

Notes/Acknowledgments: Betad by waterofthemoon, ashley, and dea_liberty.

( I knew exactly what I wanted to do for this year's Big Bang. )

Go see more of the stuff mashimero did here.

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Title: We are all just prisoners here (of our own device)
Rating: NC-17
Fandom(s): Supernatural
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Wordcount: 354
Summary: Porn. Missing scene from 0312 - Jus In Belo.
Notes/Acknowledgments: Betaed by bitter_crimson, waterofthemoon and ashley.

( This is a bad, bad idea. )

Title: Won't tease you (Won't tell you no lies)
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,161
Summary: Random Wincest porn.
Notes/Acknowledgments: Betaed by alazysod and waterofthemoon.

( The chair in their room is soft and cushy enough that Dean sinks right into it. )

Remix Title: The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn
Remix Author: clex_monkie89
Original Story: He had always Known
Original Author: wine_into_water
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Sam/Dean
Summary: Ghostbusters, marriage proposals, irrational jealousy, and pink vomit. This is Sam and Dean.

( The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn )

tigriswolf wanted me to expand on my Jess, more specifically her edition of my Five Things. My commentary will be in purple.

Title: Five Things: Jess Edition
Rating: R
Fandom(s): Supernatural
Characters: Jess, Sam, Dean, John.
Pairing: Sam/Jess, Sam/Dean
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Words: 1,998
Summary:
Authors Notes: What you might want to know is this. Jess is in school to be a social worker. Eli is a hunter kid Sam knew from before (Don't worry though, he fucks up too much and isn't nearly a big enough focal part of anything to be a Mary Sue in any way). Jess, who is going to be a social worker, is dating a boy who doesn't like to talk about anything pre-college, wont talk to his family and has more than a few physical scars on his body. This Jess is under the (mistaken) assumption that John is a worthless drunk who beat his children senseless.

( Cut for length and reposting. )

Title: This is Ourselves (Under Pressure)
Author name: clex_monkie89
Artist credit: manasseh
Genre: Wincest
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 27,308
Warnings/Spoilers: Spoilers up until 2.12 - Nightshifter. Established relationship.
Summary: After Nightshifter, Sam and Dean hit the road. What follows is three months of fear and frustration with the FBI hot on their heels, trying to avoid the long arm of the law while still continuing to work. It's not easy; being on the run doesn't leave much time for breathing, never mind sleep, sex or any much-needed downtime.
( Notes/Acknowledgments: )

Title: This is Ourselves (Under Pressure)
Author name: clex_monkie89
Artist credit: manessa
Genre: Wincest
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 27,275
Warnings/Spoilers: Spoilers up until 2.12 - Nighshifter. Established relationship,
Summary: After Nightshifter, Sam and Dean hit the road. What follows is three months of fear and frustration with the FBI hot on their heels, trying to avoid the long arm of the law while still continuing to work. It's not easy; being on the run doesn't leave much time for breathing, never mind sleep, sex or any much-needed downtime.
Author's Notes: Takes place before Folsom Prison Blues and was written largely prior to the episode's airing. Established relationship.

( One. )

Title: Minor Inconveniences
Prompt: Dean goes to find some sort of weird hankering Sam's had, thanks to the oddities of California cuisine, and brings him back some sort of exotic take-out for Valentine's Day. (Exotic being not tacos, burgers, pizza or lo mein, but after that, go nuts.)
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: PG-13

( Sam is the reason Dean's awake and in his car at quarter to three in the morning. )