IT'S SATURDAY AND I HAVE SEEN NO "TRAPPED IN PORN" FICS YET.

So, this is for spn_30snapshots, where I claimed Dean, for the following patched-together table. The Pink Ribbon!Verse gets it's name from Just A Girl, and is my Trans!Dean 'verse, starting way back when Dean is teeny tiny and going on through the show in random bursts.

( Theme 09: Choose Your Own Adventure! )

So, chash had a reverse drabble meme and my prompt was I would love some Sam/Dean fic involving Dean actually being Batman.

Sam/Dean, G, crack, 450 words on the dot.

( And so this happened. )

Seriously, I just want to show off what I made.

Also, as of four and a half hours from now I will have worked a 58 hour week.

No, not a 58 hour work week, but an actuall 58 hours from Monday till today will have been spent at work.

And then I get to go home and attempt to code the NL without falling asleep with it half-done.

WHY IS IT NOT WINCON YET?

So this one is basically Be Good, but the opposite.

I don't remember a lot, but Sam got cursed to obey Dean and Dean, being Dean, immediately started making Sam, like, go get him soda and stuff, but then they found out that the curse increased whenever it was used and got to the point where, like, it hurt if Sam wasn't doing something?

I'm almost positive it's one fic. Anyone know it?

Anyone know if sanyin archived her fic anywhere? I wanted to read Be Good and realized I haven't saved it to my computer, and have no idea if she ever posted it anywhere that wasn't LJ.

Help?

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( Just to be on the safe side. )

( SPOILERS, DUH. )

MOG, yeah, whatever, maybe something coherent-like later.

halfshellvenus is selling her Silver ticket to VanCon this weekend, because she can't make it for RL reasons. Bidding lasts about 20 1/2 hours and starts at $100!

BID!

I have the day off because apparently I can't do five days in a row with early wakeup anymore. Luckily, my boss is more awesome than your boss and spent all days yesterday trying to get today off for me (before that I had Saturday off).

So. WIP meme, extra late because I'm lazy. You know the drill, one sentence from each WIP I have (only the ones with words written as a non-outline), no explanations.

( Cut for twenty WIPs. )

...That's a lot. Damn, why isn't facepalmy a mood? Also, this has taken, like, nine hours because I rock like that.

I hate myself right now. I knew there was a reason I never read candle_beck's stuff, but I just couldn't remember why, because she writes so well.

And then I read 55k of Sam/Dean by her and remembered.

IT ALWAYS ENDS IN PAIN. It's usually fitting, but I just cannot handle that nine times out of ten.

Now I'm gonna go cry and read something shiny and fluffy and not painful.

amothea wants to know if any Big Bang authors wants ebooks and/or single-file versions of their fics. She's willing to not only make you ebooks of your fic, but also host them on her webspace if you have no room of your own.

Mom picked me up from work today, brought me my EW magazine, I tell her about the four-page spread we have and how I wanna read but it's spoiler.

I go into the place to put money down on my brace and leave her in the car with my EW.

I come out and she says, AND I QUOTE, "THEY MENTIONED YOU GUYS IN HERE, THEY CALLED YOU WINCESTERS."

And then I FLAILED and said I totally wasn't one, but I knew some. I'm fairly sure, judging from the pretty gay Monaboyd and Orlijah pics still stuck on her wall that I never got around to taking down, and this art by joosetta taped to my wall next to all the other J2 pics and SPN posters, that she knows I was lying though by teeth.

This isn't a BAD thing, per se. Like I've said before, it's not that Mom will freak out, it's that she's going to make fun of me forever now. Ma and CJ kinda love embarrassing me.

( Spoilers for Supernatural 0418 - The Monster At The End Of The Book: )

Yeah, my family rocks. Also, I share a room with Yussie, and he's used my laptop before, I'm 99.999999999% sure he already knows I write/read Wincest. But he doesn't talk about it the same way I don't talk about the porn I find on accident every time I try to save a picture while on his computer.

I know some of you guys were less than thrilled with some bits of last night's ep. Go read this meta!meta!meta x infinity thing. It may make you fell a tiny bit better.

I JUST GOT SPOILED, DAMN IT!

We have a four page spread in Entertainment Weekly and I clicked on that link without realizing that there is a spoiler in that entry directly quoted.

Now I can't decide whether I want to ask more or not. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH. NOT FAIR.

(The icon and mood are not about the spoiler, they're referring to my indecision.)

I just get super lazy.

Things wot piss me right the fuck off;

1) Bank robbers. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY FRIENDS' WORKS, KTHNX.

2) Half the people who have called me today.

3) Whatever asshat had maintenance cut MY lock off of MY locker way back ago in the first place.

Thing wot rock my fucking SOCKS;

1) My boss. He trumps your boss SO HARD. After three craptastic calls he came over SPECIFICALLY so I could vent to him, even telling someone else who needed him to hang on, and then gave me a high five and said I was doing a good job and not to let it get to me.

AWESOME BOSSES ARE MADE OF AWESOME.

2) SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

3) BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYS!

4) I have 342 words of Smith and Wesson!fic.

5) I have more than 5k on my Big Bang!

Things wot confuse me;

1) I read an AWESOME next-gen fic with Michael and Lucas and Sari and Kat, but I emailed it to myself so IDK the title or author.

2) Ditto for this kick-ass gen Sandman crossover I'm about halfway into.

3) Payday is tomorrow. I get about $700, but have appx $600 in bills.

Links for randomness;

1) Online word count tool, for when you're too lazy to count by hand.

2) genderbendbb, Genderbend Big Bang. Sign-ups are all of April, writing starts May 1st, crossovers and incest are allowed, and it's only got a minimum word count of 15k. NOTE TO CHAT: I WILL BE MAKING YOU GUYS KEEP ME AWAY FROM THIS, KTHNX.

3) A Sam fanmix even Dean would appreciate.

4) This pic from tonight's episode. When I saw it it didn't look plot spoilery, but apparently there's a plot-point in there somewhere? Chat was fun with guessing it last night.

5) This is Jared, about two seconds before he gets down on one knee and proposes to Jensen. Trufax. (Pic by growyourwings)

GO READ Nowadays BY MY KATEMONSTER! Or, as you people know her, celtic_cookie. It's SAM, retraining the hick out of himself for Stanford and it hurts and is awesome and you all need to go read it now.

More Than Fiction, Less Than Truth by gigglingkat. PG-13. Ellen POV. READ IT.