I have the day off because apparently I can't do five days in a row with early wakeup anymore. Luckily, my boss is more awesome than your boss and spent all days yesterday trying to get today off for me (before that I had Saturday off).

So. WIP meme, extra late because I'm lazy. You know the drill, one sentence from each WIP I have (only the ones with words written as a non-outline), no explanations.

( Cut for twenty WIPs. )

...That's a lot. Damn, why isn't facepalmy a mood? Also, this has taken, like, nine hours because I rock like that.

Title: Summer Vacation
Author: sophie_448 and clex_monkie89
Rating: PG
Pairing: J2
Word Count: 306
Warnings: schmoop
Summary: Jared and Jensen on the beach.
Notes: Beta'd by waterofthemoon

1) Yahoo!Mail
2) FList
3) The first almost-proposal pic.
4) The newest almost-proposal pic.
5) Misha being AMAZING and Jared being really familiar with the position.

Also, I broke 10k on Big Bang.

P.S. THE EP OF HOUSE WHERE HE KIDNAPS THE GUY FROM HIS SOAP? PROPHET!CHUCK IS ON IT!

I just get super lazy.

Things wot piss me right the fuck off;

1) Bank robbers. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY FRIENDS' WORKS, KTHNX.

2) Half the people who have called me today.

3) Whatever asshat had maintenance cut MY lock off of MY locker way back ago in the first place.

Thing wot rock my fucking SOCKS;

1) My boss. He trumps your boss SO HARD. After three craptastic calls he came over SPECIFICALLY so I could vent to him, even telling someone else who needed him to hang on, and then gave me a high five and said I was doing a good job and not to let it get to me.

AWESOME BOSSES ARE MADE OF AWESOME.

2) SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

3) BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYS!

4) I have 342 words of Smith and Wesson!fic.

5) I have more than 5k on my Big Bang!

Things wot confuse me;

1) I read an AWESOME next-gen fic with Michael and Lucas and Sari and Kat, but I emailed it to myself so IDK the title or author.

2) Ditto for this kick-ass gen Sandman crossover I'm about halfway into.

3) Payday is tomorrow. I get about $700, but have appx $600 in bills.

Links for randomness;

1) Online word count tool, for when you're too lazy to count by hand.

2) genderbendbb, Genderbend Big Bang. Sign-ups are all of April, writing starts May 1st, crossovers and incest are allowed, and it's only got a minimum word count of 15k. NOTE TO CHAT: I WILL BE MAKING YOU GUYS KEEP ME AWAY FROM THIS, KTHNX.

3) A Sam fanmix even Dean would appreciate.

4) This pic from tonight's episode. When I saw it it didn't look plot spoilery, but apparently there's a plot-point in there somewhere? Chat was fun with guessing it last night.

5) This is Jared, about two seconds before he gets down on one knee and proposes to Jensen. Trufax. (Pic by growyourwings)

Someone asked them about the wrap party and they said they didn't know, they didn't make it. They flew here yesterday to be with us instead and, to quote Jensen, "Jared and I had our own wrap party last night." Then he smirked and added "That's why I'm having a hard time moving around this morning."

NOT FROM A FIC! FROM L.A. CON! Care of juice817

That Jared Padasomething guy, he's pretty hot, huh? So's that Jensen dude.

You guys should tell me what they're doing right this moment.

SIX THOUSAND, SEVEN HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-SEVEN WORDS LATER AND JARED AND JENSEN HAVE NOT ONLY NOT KISSED, BUT THEY'RE ONLY JUST ABOUT TO GO ON THEIR FIRST NOT!DATE.

Stay tuned for excepts on the filter.

Especially when it's something you've been working on for way too long and have never actually done before.

J2 fic is hard. Angstless fic is hard. Angstless J2 kind of completely attracts writer's block like shirtless!Jared attracts keepaofthecheez.

3,560 words and I am TRAPPED. In the BEGINNING of the fic. You guys should totally, like. Say stuff or something to try and help.

( Snippet. )

FOUR BROTHERFUCKING HOURS!

Also, have some proof that Jared and Jensen are married.


Cap from someone, somewhere.

I might be about to be writing sluttish!Jared. In a non-cracky way. It's all waterofthemoon's fault. See:

waterofthemoon says (5:12 PM):
Pairing: Jensen/Tom, very brief Jensen/Steve, eventually Jensen/Jared.
clex_monkie89 says (5:12 PM):
Jensen's such a manwhore.
waterofthemoon says (5:12 PM):
I want more fic where Jared fucks half their friends and not Jensen
clex_monkie89 says (5:12 PM):
Dude, seriously.
clex_monkie89 says (5:13 PM):
It started with Chad. Not actually on HoW like everyone thinks, they were just really awesome friends by then, but back on GG they kind of had a thing a few times before and after and in between break-ups with Alexis.

See? ALL SARA'S FAULT.

DUDES. Jared and Jensen LIVE TOGETHER. In that house Jared just recently bought. Who the fuck needs a tin hat after that?

Jared and Jensen live together and carpool to work every day. They like to rib each other about who is lazier than whom in the morning, and it's very cute.

SPOILER warning for that article.

This is SO an awesome way to wake up. ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Okay so I'm making myself more headers, right, cause I'm a freak? And I notice something in this picture.



I'm pretty sure this event (What event is this at, BTW?) happened sometime very soon after that bar fight they got into. Because you see how those two knuckles on Jared's hand are all red and big and kinda gross looking? That's exactly how Yussie's look every time he breaks his knuckles. It doesn't usually stay red for very long, it's swollen much longer than it is red, so I'd say this was within a week or so of the bar fight.

Okay, yeah, that's pretty much it right now.

Also? I'm totally gonna check my mail eventually, swear it.