Okay, so Jared was nominated for Choice TV Actor: Drama at the TCA this year, right? So why do all the places listing the winners not show a TV Actor: Drama category?

This is why Andie is awesome, y'all. Well, part of the reason.

Also? Speaking of Andie? You're candy is in the mail. I, very stupidly, messed up the To and from stickers and spent nine bucks mailing it to myself.

Yeah, not my brightest moment.

It's on the way to you now, I even used an envelope instead so that I wouldn't have to bug with those damned stickers.

Also? MOG! I finally picked up the mail from my Mom's and not only do I love you but my Dad does too! I am currently fighting my Dad over whether the NFC Champ plaque is gonna go in my room or his.

Other people I love because of mail right now? Amanda and buffyaddict13! Amanda your card was awesome and buffyaddict13's V-Day thing was AWESOME. If I can ever figure out where all the cords for my scanner is I'll scan in all the shinies.

One last thing on the mail front: my Dean Amulet arrived. I have been trying to figure out how to take good pictures of it with my Dad's phone but so far nothing seems to be working.

Okay, so there's this saying that I'm almost positive is a prison term. The term is "corn-fed" or, more commonly, "corn-fed motherfucker."

( Allow me to demonstrate. )

In conclusion: Jared is a sexass corn-fed motherfucker. And Julia sucks for leaving the net for the week.