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BEWARE OF JENMAR.
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New dialog fic.

I need kid pictures of them. And by them I don't mean the freaks who played the younger them in the flashbacks, I mean either Dominic and Went (They aren't popular enough yet to have any out) or kids who look like them. I have that one of Mini!Michael from TWoP but nothing for Mini!Linc.

Also? Not crossposting until I get a title for this. This means help.



Title: Head-Butt Ain't Just a Verb
Status: Complete
Rating: PG
Fandom(s): Prison Break
Prompt: 49 - Deny
Characters: Michael, Lincoln, Mama!Scofield
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: "Did you know that the ancient Egyptians used to shave their eyebrows off when their cats died?"




"Did you know that the ancient Egyptians used to shave their eyebrows off when their cats died?"

"What?"

"It was a sign of mourning. To show that they were sad."

"Okay?"

"Is that why you shaved your head; cause you were sad? Because it makes you look really ugly."

"Oh fuck you, you don't know shit. I look good."

"You look like someone glued half a butt to the back of your head."

"Hey, a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks."

"Derrick's not gonna give you the money."

"Is too."

"Is not."

"Is too."

"Is not."

"Is too."

"Is not."

"Is too."

"Is not."

"Is too."

"Is not, he don't even have his own cigarettes, he has to steal them from his brother."

"That's only 'cause he's not allowed to buy them."

"You're not gonna see the money."

"Shouldn't you be studying for your stupid spelling bee?"

"Nope, dropped out."

"What? Why the fuck did you do that?"

"Because I'm not gonna win."

"Course you ain't gonna win if you drop out stupid, why'd you drop out?"

"I can't beat Curtis Jacobs, he got bussed out to Arlington Heights last year and he got As in everything up there."

"He only got As because the teachers didn't want to get in trouble for flunking the only black kid there."

"I'm a tell mama on you Lincoln, that's racism and being racism is bad."

"The word is racist and it ain't racist if it's true. Curtis Jacobs is dumber than a sack of shit and he don't even know good enough to cheat off the smart kids in school."

"I'm still tellin' mama."

"Tell mama on me and you're gonna have to tell her you ain't studyin' like you supposedto."

"...Still shouldn't say it."

"Just because I shouldn't do it don't mean I ain't gonna."

"Mama's gonna beat your butt when she see what you did to your head."

"No she wont, it's my hair I can do what I want."

"She's gonna beat you."

"No she wont."

"Your butt's gonna be so red you ain't never gonna be able to sit down again."

"I'm a grown man. She can't do shit to me."

"Y'ain't no man, you're only thirteen and she's gonna kill you."

"She will not."

"Then why's she glaring at you like that right now?"

"What? --Mama! I can explain! Michael dropped out of the spelling bee!"

"Lincoln said black people are stupid!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did n--"

"Enough! Go to your room right now; both of you!"

"But mama--"

"Lincoln Patrick Burrows if you ever want to see daylight again you'll get in your room right now."

"Yes ma'am."

"And if either of you two even lay a finger on each other I'm throwing the TV right off the balcony, understood?"

"Yes'm."

"Yes mama."

"Now march."

...

...

"...Is that my dish towel covered in hair? Lincoln!"


Tags: fandom: prison break, fic, fic genre: gen, fic pairing: none, fic rating: pg, fic: prison break
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