So. Finally posted my Big Bang. I think people like it, no? I totally have to respond to comments on it. Either tonight or tomorrow, probably. I'm kinda enjoying being lazy right now. :P

Oh, also, I've been longhanding DID!Sam's origin story. I want to smish them (Sam and his alters) V hard. Dean too. And John. Also Bobby and Jim.

Also speaking of my Big Bang, pretty much every single comment has had at the same question in it in one way or another. So

( Spoilers for Postcards (From Easy Street). (My Big Bang.) )

Yeah, so. Now I go to respond to comments. 52ish and counting, yo.

Title: Postcards (From Easy Street)
Author name: clex_monkie89
Artist name: mashimero
Genre: SPN AU
Pairings: Sam/Jess, Sam/Dean (also Dean/OMC, Dean/Cassie, Sam/Zach)
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 43,200
Summary: She's his baby brother's new girlfriend.

He's some stranger who knows more about her boyfriend than she does.

Together they fight crime have sex talk on the phone a lot.

(Oh, and also there's some guy named Sam who keeps getting his ass kicked and has a run-in with some incubi-infected frat guys.)

Notes/Acknowledgments: Betad by waterofthemoon, ashley, and dea_liberty.

( I knew exactly what I wanted to do for this year's Big Bang. )

Go see more of the stuff mashimero did here.

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That was amazing. I'm shaking because I'm still so keyed up and it's been a half an hour. Also? A little bit because The Joker is a creepy, creepy bastard.

( Spoilery reactions under the cut. )

I have MANY, MANY more thoughts but I need to... IDK. Do something and maybe try to sleep, seeings as how I work in about three and a half hours.

Trailers in front were: The new Mummy movie (I love how NO ONE CLAPPED OR LAUGHED FOR ANY OF THE TRAILER, HMOG SO FUNNY), the new 007, WATCHMEN, Tropic Thunder, and Body of Lies. Possibly in that order, I think. Maybe.

SPOILER WARNING FOR THE CW.

THE CW IS RUNNING SPOILERS FOR S4 IN POP-UP VIDEO FORMAT ON TONIGHT'S SPN. STAY AWAY FELLOW SPOILERPHOBES!

Thank you, FList. *LOVES the AZ timezone fore once*

MOG I'M IN THE HOME STRETCH!

And totally gonna try to take a nap so that I can see the movie and not fall asleep tomorrow morning at work.

And, I'm totally putting on my VLC copy of Hairspray to nap to.

Yeah.

Oh, and when I get home maybe I'll tell you guys why I'm going to have to start donating to Obama now (it has to do with my soon-to-be-new job--yes, I'm switching again).

I HAZ A MIDNIGHT TICKET FOR THE DARK KNIGHT! I will be taking the bus to the mall, sitting there for likely three hours before the movie, and then taking a cab home with probably just enough time to catch two or three hours of sleep before I have to be up for work on Friday.

AND IT WILL BE SO WORTH IT, HMOG.

Tomorrow at 9pm (my time, at least) on The History Channel they're showing Batman Unmasked: Psychology of the Dark Knight. *Drools*

Also? HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE!

♥♥♥♥♥

Okay. And now watch me code and try to finish in time to write a little and sleep.

ETA: HMOG YOU GUYS, I POST MY BIG BANG ON MONDAY! D:

Quick meme, ganked from nu_breed, because I'm almost done with my Big Bang and need to get my brain ready to write other stuff.

Name any story I've written, and any character in it, canon or OC. I'll tell you three things about that character which I didn't put in the story.

RL continues to be horribly, horribly boring. I have two interviews for jobs tomorrow and another one on Tuesday. The one on Tuesday sounds pretty groovy; I'd be working 0700-1330 Monday-Friday and be getting paid every week instead of every two weeks. It's setting up appointments by phone for new business owners to get credit card machines. Pretty sweet deal, dude.

Also? I'm watching the surprise!incest ep of House (ilu, show) and I totally forgot this is the first Tritter ep. Man, I fucking hate Tritter so much. Douchebag.

And, ganked from everyone and their cousin.

1. Comment with a request to see absolutely anything on my computer: my desktop, my documents, my bookmarks, my latest works in progress, my iTunes, the best bingo I ever got in scrabble... Whatever you're curious about. Request it!

2. I will respond with a screenshot of the very thing you request [addendum: providing such a thing exists on my computer].

Mmmmm. Icon.

Okay, so someone just broke their arm. How do I get them from the ER into a room of their own (shared, of course, but you know what I mean) without, like, giving them a headwound? I don't need something huge and serious, I just don't wanna magically spirit them into being admitted just to get some plaster shoved on them.

And I'd rather not go the surgery route like when Jared broke his hand the last time.

I'm gonna answer comments soon, really, I will. I just need to finish this stupid fucking thing first.

You know how you'll get your windows in just the right order on your taskbar (Firefox, folder, Word, MSN) and then something will happen to throw it off? Like Firefox crashing and then, of course, popping up on the far right so you have to close everything out and reopen it again just to get it back the way you like it?

Taskbar Shuffle.

It's free, small, has no spyware or anything and it lets you drag the windows around in your taskbar. This will make random crashes SO MUCH easier.

Okay, so. Realistically, how fast can a '67 Chevy go? I'm trying to figure it out on sites but I just see a bunch of gibberish on there. Anyone got a clue?

And, yes, I am aware that I overreasearch the most random shit.

ETA: Nevermind. It tops out around 130mph.

VH1, ILU so.

They're playing 100 Greatest Songs of the 90's right now.

Yeah, that's basically the only reason I'm posting. That and to let you all know that my Big Bang may actually be done in time to post instead of just kind of edited.

♥

*Smishes waterofthemoon*

Temporarily going FO, locking down all fic too, will be back to public soon (hopefully). If not I'll make a fic journal soon and let you guys know what it is.

Not removing comments because that's emo but will TOTALLY not be responding to any from this post because I'm kinda spazzing right now.

Because Jared and Jensen's hips don't have faces and it's almost posting time anyway (kinda).

Man, I cannot tell you guys just how much I want to go see The Dark Knight all Jokerized the day it opens. And, man, if I wasn't sure I would be the only one in the place doing it I so would. Also, y'know, the bus.

Also, in semi-fandom news, I've seen some people on my FList do this in response to the pep talk meme. Gimme concrit! You don't learn if you never find out what's wrong. And when I say concrit I mean constructive criticism. "You write too much Sam/Dean," is not concrit. Neither is, "write faster." I could totally use this, too. seeing as how I'm finishing up stuff on my Big Bang (ending ongoing scenes, etc).

Go DL Firefox 3!

The laptop I wanted to be Sam III? Is back up to $899 before tax. My check on Friday will be approximately $650 after taxes. IDK what I'm gonna do because Sam is seriously on his last legs here. I'm trying to decide between getting a cheap-ass laptop and begging CJ to get a Best Buy credit card so I can get it now and pay it off over the next few checks. It seems like an easy choice but CJ's planning on getting a Corvette here in a couple of weeks when he gets his bonus (and he seriously deserves it, because his truck has no windshield wipers, no breaks, the right door doesn't open, etc, etc, and instead of getting any of that fixed he does stuff like spend two hundred dollars on flowers for Mom because she's having a shitty day at work and her job is closing down on Thursday) and every time someone/something checks you credit--like to give you a card--it drops your score a little more.

Also? That thirty dollar iPod wall charger I got a few weeks ago? BROKE IN HALF. I unplugged it from the wall and it literally fell apart in my hands, prongs coming out of the plastic that separated from their pieces and spilled wires out into nowhere.

*Sighs*

And now to keep looking for laptops.

So. I have:

• Metallicar--a 500GB Maxtor external harddrive.


• About fifty or sixty bucks?


• $180 put aside for my ticket to WinCon.


• NO fucking free time at all anymore.


• Read two Big Bangs, belyste's and memphis86's.


• Not left comments on either yet because one I finished in the middle of the night (I think) and the other I finished at work.


• A fucking RETARDEDLY INSANE amount of stuff left to do on my Big Bang because I only have a small amount of time each day to type shit up onto the computer (stupid, STUPID longhand).


• 218 comments in my fucking inbox.


• The intent to answer at least some of those 218 comments some day.

Also? My Big Bang now has incubi-infected frat boys in it. AND THERE'S NO SEX IN THAT SCENE, HMOGWTFBBQSALSA?!

I get paid again on the 20th, and then I plan on buying Sam III, because Sam II now has (on top of his wobbley net and broken CD-Rom drive and missing Caps and A keys) a GIANT crack in his fucking casing all down his left side and the left part of his... Thingies that keeps the screen connected to the body, is broken. This is gonna be Sam III, BTW. ♥

I'm trying SO fucking hard to think of something else to tell you guys.

I'm watching Secondhand Lions right now because it came on TNT and Chris is in it. I've pretty much actively avoided this movie till this point because the write-ups of it always made it sound SO FUCKING BORING and very much not my kind of movie. In related news can "coming of age story" be banned from all reviews everywhere forever, plzkthnx?

But. I'm watching it and I'm twenty minutes in and I'm LOVING it. Why? Because Haley Joel gets sent to stay with his two uncles who vanished together forty years ago and then reappeared in Texas who may or may not be secret bajillionaires and who shoot at fish in their lake and don't have a phone or TV but keep shotguns next to them on the porch so they can shoot at random idiots who come up and they bicker like a married couple and one of them SWORDFIGHTS IN HIS SLEEP. Yeah, that's right, this dude is Sam and Dean's great-nephew. I'm now convinced Haley Joel's grandma in this is Jo. Michael Cain's character is SO Sam and Robert Duvall's is Dean.

Hub (Robert Duvall's character): *While hoeing the garden* I HATE IT. I HATE IT. I HATE IT. WE'RE RETIRED.
Garth (Michael Caine's character): We're GARDENING. It's what retired people do.

Also, I just saw Nathan Petrelli and Madison from Heart.

And, yes, Dean!Hub is the one who swordfights in his sleep (and made someone else ride in back in the dude's own car because he wanted to drive and Sam Garth had to sit up front).

...But. Yes. Download this movie now, it's nowhere near as shitty and boring as the fucking reviews made it sound.

There's not really anything in this post that actually warrants this icon (except maybe the thing with my work's rules?) but it's V pretty and I want to use it.

Okay, I know warnings on fic are a touchy subject for some people. I don't weigh in on the whole thing because, well, I like staying away from wank.

But I just spent all day reading an 89k fic and in the chapter before the last one there's a major character death that wasn't warned for at all. And that just, UHG, that pisses me off.

I don't usually care one way or the other about warnings. They're usually more of an enticement for me, but there are some things I really think should be warned for, like major character death, non-con, D/s and other potentially triggering things.

Which reminds me, please guys, if you're reccing a story don't link to the cut, trim it down to the base URL, please? Otherwise people do things like read hardcore D/s fic without noticing because you didn't mention it in the rec and the warning in the main post was up above the initial line of sight. And no, this isn't me telling you what you have to do, this is just me asking nicely. Stumbling upon triggering or hardcore squicky fic is BAD, yo.

I was actually liking he author, too. She wasn't great but she was pretty good.

(Don't worry, it's an ff.net story from an old spnstoryfinders entry.)